Payton Woodrum

[Payton Woodrum @PWoodrum23]

Everyone: How’s college going?!

Me: College is like soup and I’m the fork.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: The man who was k*lled at Trump's Pennsylvania rally has been identified as former fire chief for Buffalo Township, Corey Comperatore.

Rest in peace.

Comperatore's last act on this planet was shielding his daughter from the bullets.

"The PA Trump Rally claimed the life of my brother, Corey Comperatore. The hatred for one man took the life of the one man we loved the most."

"He was a hero that shielded his daughters. His wife and girls just lived through the unthinkable and unimaginable," his sister said on FB.

"My baby brother just turned 50 and had so much life left to experience. Hatred has no limits and love has no bounds. Pray for my sister-in-law, nieces, my mother, sister, me and his nieces and nephews as this feels like a terrible nightmare but we know it is our painful reality."

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Hey @CNN,

One of these is a "fall." The other is survival.

Spot the difference.

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

This should horrify every freedom loving American. Violence against presidential candidates must never be normalized.

We are lifting up Donald Trump, the entire Trump family, and all in attendance in prayer.

[Ben & Candy Carson @RealBenCarson]

It has been 45 minutes and not a peep from President Biden or the White House.

[Harrison Butker @buttkicker7]

Pray for our country 🙏🏼

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery

[Payton Woodrum @PWoodrum23]

Anyone else have friends that have been married for so long you forgot their maiden names?

Okay no just me, cool

[Payton Woodrum @PWoodrum23]

@laddie_masater Wait… what? 😢😢 Poor baby Jack!!!

[Payton Woodrum @PWoodrum23]

Anyone else take better care of their plants than themselves or????

[Peyton Osborn @OsbornPeyton]

Settle a debate, what’s the most important thing for a basketball player to have?

[Peach PRC @peachprc]

as a chronic story repeater i live for those moments when i reference something i thought i had already said and my friend goes “huh?” and i get to go “WAIT I DIDNT TELL YOU ABOUT THIS??” and perform my heart out on a story

[Payton Woodrum @PWoodrum23]

So grateful for that free car wash today

[Mary Spencer @mary1999spencer]

And Frankie 💕 @FrankieJonas

[Payton Woodrum @PWoodrum23]

@Court_Simons You couldn’t of said it better!

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

[Payton Woodrum @PWoodrum23]

Unpopular opinion: My favorite thing about going back to working 40 hours is that I can listen to audiobooks all day

[Payton Woodrum @PWoodrum23]

@mary1999spencer D 3 X

[Payton Woodrum @PWoodrum23]

@mary1999spencer @maddienicole_l Same!!!

[Payton Woodrum @PWoodrum23]

@TopShelfBoss @Mike_D_Woodrum

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Rahm skipped the pond for a hole-in-one 🤯

(via @TheMasters)