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@realDonaldTrump Es un hombre ridiculo- Mateo

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@NASAArtemis Where are the astronauts landing when they come back to Earth?

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Stephen Miller stuns in new White House portrait.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (THE MOST SUCCESSFUL GOVERNOR IN AMERICAN HISTORY), HEREBY DEMAND THAT CANADA GIFT ME “A BIG BEAUTIFUL PLANE” I GET TO KEEP AFTER I LEAVE OFFICE (IF I LEAVE). IF THEIR NEW PRIME MINISTER (VERY NICE GUY, BUT NOT AS HANDSOME AS TRUDEAU) DOES NOT SEND ME A PLANE, CALIFORNIA WILL IMPOSE “THE BIGGEST TARIFFS” HE HAS EVER SEEN, AS IS MY GOD-GIVEN RIGHT. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING, “GOVERNOR GAVIN C. NEWSOM DESERVES THE BEST PLANE, EVEN BETTER THAN AIR FORCE ONE.” I AGREE. SEND THE BIG PLANE, PRIME MINISTER CARNEY! I DESERVE IT. THANK YOU! — GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH "THE COUCH"). HE IS VERY WEAK... THE GUY CAN'T RUN, TAKES MORE "VACATIONS" THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE "CHAIRMAN TRUMP" NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR. WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK "SMART," BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON “DEBUT” ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

Life is full of irony.
Elon Musk bought a social media platform so he could slant it towards Trump ,spent about 300 million to get Trump elected ,made personal appearances jumping around with a chainsaw,destroyed critical parts of the government, ruined lives...bless his heart.
Elon just wanted to be liked.
Elon thought he could buy a friend.
As it stands now Elon Musk has no real friends and no one likes him.
And he has a black eye.
Poor guy.
@elonmusk
#ElonMusk

[José Díaz Briseño @diazbriseno]

We in the Mexican press did report on this last week

[Josh Wingrove @josh_wingrove]

Harris has wiped out Trump's lead across seven swing states in the latest round of the Bloomberg News / Morning Consult poll. The poll found a big Dem lead in Michigan, a more modest Trump lead in Pennsylvania and close contests everywhere else. Dead heat.
https://t.co/UzzZaknhD2

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

JD Vance is weird and creepy

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

JD Vance responds to the backlash to his “childless cat ladies” comment by apologizing to cats and then doubling down on attacking women: “I’m sorry, it’s true”

[Patrick Svitek @PatrickSvitek]

Vance to Megyn Kelly on "childless cat ladies": "Obviously it was a sarcastic comment. I’ve got nothing against cats. ... People are focusing so much on the sarcasm and not on the substance … and the substance of what I said, Megyn — I’m sorry, it is true."

[The REAL Dr. Dré @DrDre1914]

Just a reminder

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

Huge difference.

[𝓝𝓲𝓴𝓴𝓲 𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓼 @NikkiBarnes]

There’s a movement

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@JoshRultNews @KamalaHarris @HagemanforWY @VP These are the women who vote against their interests. Sad.

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

She’s touchin you right now, bro

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I’m in Wisconsin to speak about what is at stake in this election. Tune in. https://t.co/K48WSxZ7NZ

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Dear women who plan to vote for a serial adulterer and rapist, convicted criminal, fraudster and felon,

Do better.

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@tomwatson Useful story when your policies are old and stale like your candidates

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

You think I just fell out of a coconut tree?