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[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

Me pulling up to my corporate job blasting trap music

[the night gardener @fwflacko]

“Since it’s gay for guys to moan during sex what sound do you make instead?”
Me: https://t.co/71Tl9p05E3

[MEL🎀 @trapmoneymelly]

Men are so stupid https://t.co/1Y1IlS5uii

[Jasdeep K Thind @jksthind]

There’s a kitchen in my garage https://t.co/Ep4sZ3vIxG

[Raphæl de la Ghetto @ilovesmick]

When yo girl yelling at you cuz you ain’t getting the right angles.

[John River @RealJohnRiver]

Good Evening. My name is Matthew Derrick-Huie, I'm 23 years old my birthday is September 29th 1994 and I live in Mississauga, ON Can. I'm speaking my Mom will be typing these messages. I'm sick and I need immediate help. The following thread is my story.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Choose the major you love and you’ll never work another day in your life. Because that field probably isn’t hiring...

[Aireana ❣️ @Xilluminari_]

I was on FaceTime with a boy and I said god if he’s not the one send me a sign. My phone died on 83% 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ike @IkeGotJuice]

7 years ago today, we were given a masterpiece

[Humble The Poet @humblethepoet]

My parents were part of the sacrifice generation

I'm part of the "I'm going to prove your sacrifices were worth it" generation

[relatable @byreIatable]

I don't want a degree anymore I want a nap