Pete Zapardi

37. Just once I'd like someone to call me Sir without adding "you're making a scene."

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@REFLOG18 Please tell me this is ai.

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@finkn23 Shut the Fuck up.

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@JoeyO70 Everyone

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@clarkisking1 Yeah. You are. Cuz you’re legitimately one of the biggest crybaby losers on this entire app. Objectively.

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@BeeRealBrother @AlyssaRose198 Are these facts or your opinion?

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@jodie6016361028 Are you mad because you’re short and unloved?

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@BeeRealBrother @AlyssaRose198 Why not the rest?

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@shadipetosky You willingly are offering up how incredibly dumb you are to the world.

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@MrYou2ube The people being critical of it are literally fake ass engagement accounts. The comments are full of ai responses that over use the thesaurus.

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@aakashgupta Great AI breakdown.

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@nprsuperfan You unshowered virgins are so fuckin weird.

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@xAsamoahx Weird thing to make up.

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@L4LOSALAMANCA And you’ve gone your entire life with an untouched acorn dick.

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@mags0nline Or

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@gothicdoll22 Non blue checkmark working to get the bots working hard. Do you need attention this badly?

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Browns fans hearing that Deshaun Watson has been named the Week 1 starter

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@BrownSpiderCLE That’s not one word.

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@Dxwilson1 @CoachWelch19 What is, things a guy who’s never caught a football in his life would say?

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@Hulkster2032 Yeah man, that person is certainly living a life of luxury. Real American dream on display.

Shut the Fuck up, cornball.