Cookin’ Mama

[pinkpanther @pinkpanther4056]

jim Harbaugh: “what do you mean he’s missing?”

madson beer: “he’s not with me”

most exclusive gay club in Paris:

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

"One hundred and ninety-three million acres of your national forests. An area larger than Texas. The largest public land agency in the country. Just handed, on a silver platter, to the people who’ve spent their entire careers trying to destroy it.

And they did it with a press release on a Tuesday."

https://t.co/9Hi2v9md4X

[🇯🇴 Ba'athist Lynchist🇵🇸 @solaireyaoi_]

reddit atheists were heroes... I just couldn't see it

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

A mea culpa: On Breaking Points yesterday (or maybe last week?) I said one of the few instances of true justice being served came when Jefferson Davis, locked in a dungeon after the Civil War, was blinded by the syphilis he had picked up in Cuba, an island he was trying to turn into a slave colony.

I was speaking off the cuff and mixed it up with herpes simplex keratouveitis, which can (and, for him, did at times) cause blindness. I regret the error and hope I can regain your trust.

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

Vietnam: we actually lost those planes to Soviet SAMs and not Vietnamese pilots
Operation Pedarest’s Resolve: who knows why anything truly happens? Is a plane ever truly lost? Matter cannot be created or destroyed. It’s possible we’ll see it again, in some form

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Opening up the pissed off app to get pissed off as a break from my job where I don’t make that much money

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

Israel is going to carpet bomb Beirut because Hezbollah is not letting them make progress through the South. The moment they have to fight on the ground, they lose. These psychopaths are skilled only in the murder of women and children from the air.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

“riding in a golf cart fatly”

[parks @parkersity_9]

customers will say shit like “uhh it’s asking me to remove my card?”

[Cookin’ Mama @P_3P0]

@haramcart “We should be begging and pleading with them”…

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Joe Mazzulla taking a photo of his family out of his wallet to replace it with this

[basil @blis5ful]

opened two gifts this morning and they were my eyes

[sports tweeter Matthias 🇨🇴🇲🇽🇪🇨🇧🇷 @sportswaatcher]

I got radicalized on the Kayshon Boutte discord server

[Erika 🇩🇪🌙👑 (CR: X-Change Alternative) @hoIIowataraxia]

good morning gamers

[Charestiste🇨🇦🍁 @RealAlbanianPat]

🇦🇱🦅❗️Will Albania become world’s first fifth world country⁉️🇦🇱

[usmnt_wrld 🇺🇸 @UclaWRLD]

I thought this was lee corso picking sdsu on college gameday

[Cookin’ Mama @P_3P0]

@squize74

[Praetorian Pek @PekJorkins]

Not a real fan of you think this

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

they’re calling it the longest four-day work week of all time