halima_mwema

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Sperm can live inside a woman's vagina for up to 5 days waiting for her to begin ovulating.

[WMM @WMMartha]

Christian wamekataa BBI, Muslim wamekataa BBI, imebaki to waganga.

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

Have the confidence to walk away if you aren’t happy.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

People who drink their coffee black are more likely to be psychopaths.

[Lord Abraham Mutai @ItsMutai]

This man is a Rwandese refugee in Kenya and he is missing. He is a critic of Paul Kagame and family fears he has been kidnapped and eliminated. I have received information of where he worked, who last received Money on his behalf etc. I will therefore tomorrow move to @DCI_Kenya

[Parklands Baptist Church™ @ParkieBaptist]

Help us in wishing our Associate Pastor Rev Simon Mwangi a Happy Birthday. He is such a blessing to all of us.

[Hon Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

The death of journalist Dan Otieno at Kinoo has reminded me of the dangers in Kinoo.

I lost one of my elder brothers there. I believe there is a gang pushing people crossing the road then negotiating with motorists.

Some motorists just drive off when the gang arrive.

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[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!

[Zain @souvenirsexile]

HOW IT STARTED / HOW ITS GOING #TrumpMeltdown

[Hon Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

Trump planned this claim of rigging very well. I hope that Biden is prepared to challenge him in the Supreme Court because it’s going there. #Elections2020

[Chris Kirubi (Tribute Page) @CKirubi]

Entrepreneurship does not always require formal training. The trick is to leverage inborn practices, exercise self-discipline and you are halfway there.

#WednesdayMotivation #AskKirubi

[Chris Kirubi (Tribute Page) @CKirubi]

We all walk on different paths and run our own race in life, but our being here at the same time has a more significant purpose than frustrating each other's efforts to get ahead. So as you press on remember to pull others up with you. We rise by lifting others. #AskKirubi

[halima_mwema @P_Cugu]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[围着上海北京深圳广州杭州南京成都走の香港纽约伦敦迪拜东京开跑车拍街景 @a3Route]

16:14 Tumekaa kwa traffic hapa Mombasa Road hadi cab guy akanibuyia crisps. Sasa sijui hio iko kwa bill ya nani.

Nazikula kama Elsa bila kujali mimi. via @brianmutinda_

[围着上海北京深圳广州杭州南京成都走の香港纽约伦敦迪拜东京开跑车拍街景 @a3Route]

20:21 Mungu wa watu wa waiyaki way halali took me 2hrs from mlolongo to cbd and only 25 from cbd to kinoo via @chegewagithinji

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Men who post a lot of selfies are more likely to be psychopaths.

[halima_mwema @P_Cugu]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Cats show you their buttholes as a way of saying they're comfortable with you.

[Chris Kirubi (Tribute Page) @CKirubi]

No pain, no gain. You reap what you sow. You are sum of your habits. Life is a plain canvas. Only you can draw what you want on it. #AskKirubi

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

If people regularly used 'break-up' lines instead of 'pick-up' lines, what would yours be? 💭