Parker

unapologetically myself

[Parker @P_Davis0]

Isn't life all about figuring out who's not wearing hats

[Parker @P_Davis0]

Family, friends, mom 2 beers deep in the 30,000 photo children photo album, food

[Parker @P_Davis0]

Treating her to a Digiorno and WWE MnR for her birthday

[Parker @P_Davis0]

Loser of fantasy football is only allowed 1 hour of sunlight a day

[Parker @P_Davis0]

Going to be a backup dancer for Megan the stallion one day

[Parker @P_Davis0]

If wearing your shirt inside out was cool I would be so fricken cool today

[Parker @P_Davis0]

I’m so good at sitting in traffic

[Parker @P_Davis0]

Me, you, 10 hour road trip, 6 papa dias

[Parker @P_Davis0]

I wish I could teleport

[Parker @P_Davis0]

Yeah I get mistaken for Phil Collins sometimes

[Parker @P_Davis0]

I’m just like Mary Poppins if you disregard the guy in his 20s bit

[Parker @P_Davis0]

Sometimes I feel like a Dr Pepper in the rain

[Parker @P_Davis0]

No one likes the guy that lies about bringing a lasagna

[Parker @P_Davis0]

@whitetrevor5 @Mike_kim714 @maxhoma23 Really crank the back leg and follow through with a kick. You want your right heel to point at the hole after impact.

-Mike

[Parker @P_Davis0]

What are you going to do if my boys roll up in athleisure?

[Parker @P_Davis0]

The masculine urge to eat the glob of wasabi on a first date

[Parker @P_Davis0]

You brought a pie? Thank you!

It’s a quiche.

[Parker @P_Davis0]

Did you just dab on wine night?

[Parker @P_Davis0]

I’ve eaten more almonds today than I did all of last year

[Parker @P_Davis0]

Roommate has a fire sad playlist so I tell him terrible current events to see if he’ll get on aux

[Parker @P_Davis0]

@rbfen20 Jack my heartless roommate

[Parker @P_Davis0]

Roommate refuses to drink from the communal brita which only fuels my love for brita water even more