Pablo Sanchez

[Pablo Sanchez @P_Fitty2120]

@BarstoolBigCat Rizzo's Quads can literally kill a man

[Pablo Sanchez @P_Fitty2120]

[nods head in agreement]

[Pablo Sanchez @P_Fitty2120]

wife: what is that?
me: [furiously deleting my 318 page Hagrid-Draco erotic fanfic]

[Pablo Sanchez @P_Fitty2120]

Sorry to everyone who was still following me... Just realized that it was hacked by some crypto bro for about 2 years... Thank god he didn't delete my MONUMENTAL tweet history. Anyone, going to hop over to Bluesky @pfitty212.bsky.social. See u nerds there.

[Pablo Sanchez @P_Fitty2120]

Any1 got the Mueller Report spark notes? Got a quiz on it in 3rd period

[Pablo Sanchez @P_Fitty2120]

Yo they didn't call me skinny dick in high school for nuthin

[Pablo Sanchez @P_Fitty2120]

Her: *i bet he's thinking about another girl*
Me: wait so now that the Angels are in Los Angeles doesn't that mean their team name is pretty much "The Angels Angels"?

[Pablo Sanchez @P_Fitty2120]

You can call me Garfield. Not cause I hate Mondays or love lasagna, but cause I shit in a box and have a guy named jon clean up after me.

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@KKorneffel Blocked.

[Pablo Sanchez @P_Fitty2120]

Mr Fitz is my dad's name. My friends call me swamp ass

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Might fuck around and eat some legit vegetables tn

[Pablo Sanchez @P_Fitty2120]

@lamesjawley Time to play the fan-favorite game: DOWN. LOAD. THAT. ATTACHMENT!

[Pablo Sanchez @P_Fitty2120]

Yo, dude, who's your hemp dealer?

[Pablo Sanchez @P_Fitty2120]

Some people paint or read books... me? I catalog every Harlem Shake video on the Internet, sorted by # of participants, success of nailing the drop, and a 1-10 score of ingenuity. Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life

[Pablo Sanchez @P_Fitty2120]

Anyone know how to delete dick pics from a LinkedIn profile? Asking for a friend.

[Pablo Sanchez @P_Fitty2120]

Never have I felt a culture shift more dramatically than when I mixed pesto and tomato sauce together in my pasta today. I mean, come on people. That's money right there.

[Pablo Sanchez @P_Fitty2120]

@radiodeadass you must've never seen me fail to blow smoke rings then cough up a lung. pretty Don Draper of me

[Pablo Sanchez @P_Fitty2120]

You better believe I'm jumping on those GroupOn deals. Just last week I got three chastity belt & catheter combo packs for the price of one. Unreal!