German Parra

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

there is a dangerous little window after I complete a task where i could either become unstoppable or look at my phone.

[zero.com @sewiscidal]

look at my drivers dawg we are double dnfing this weekend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[alma @askyhive]

you’ll be having a bad day and here comes the mexican national team making it worse by playing some of the worst soccer you’ll ever see in your life

[isabel @isabawl]

I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far

[Akriti ☆ VOTE ASHSWAG 4 STREAMER AWARDS @serakrism]

So we all agree youtube needs to stop being so fucking money hungry and lower the ads on their fuckass site right

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

ngl financial irresponsibility has given me some of the most memorable & happiest moments in my life

[kj 🫴🏾 @whereis_kj]

just looked at my credit card statement and i can’t believe it’s just one of me doing this much damage

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

Being an introverted yapper is hard because ... yeah no, I don't want to talk to people, but if you unlock the premium subscription, hoo boy. You will realize I have a PhD in Yappology and you are about to hear my dissertation.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Shoutout to the people that do the awkward little jog when a car lets them cross the street.

You are not moving any faster, but the effort is beautiful. I see you. I respect you.

[Edits That Go Hard 🔥 @EditsThatGoHard]

what are they feeding these editors 🔥😭

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

DiscussingPickle sacrifices themselves to save DiscussingFish (Colorized, 2026)

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Some Twitter users don’t even tweet. They just retweet, bookmark and enjoy themselves

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

nobody wanna call you until you taking a nap

[tex @texmeplease]

i was the first person in my family to prestige in call of duty

[Spinosaurus @Sornaman2001]

Ever since they banned discussing fish the whole world is starting to go to SHIT.
We need him back.

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

My daughter asked me what games I played on the tablet when I was a kid, and I told her I used to yell into a fan to sound like a robot.

[mary💕 @urgirl__rose]

You tell people you not tryna drink and they act like you turned down 100k