Paul Johnson

FSD #145 Maintenance, Stage manager for Head East, Slippery Pickles, Keepin' the beard weird!

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

Take it from me, a Cardinals fan: Be good to Tony on the south side. If you take care of him he'll take care of you.

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

Chi-town White Sox are the AL team to beat. I don't care what ESPN says about the AL East.

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

@heyyykina You still with this dude? Because that's some egotistical horse shit that people don't need to deal with. Both you and your doggers.

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

@SportsCenter @JManziel2 Johnny Manziel

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

@stelfson Where there's a will, there's a way! You'll figure it out. Lol.

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

It's not officially Spring unless I can mow lawn on the rider with a beer in my hand. Took care of that, today. #OldManWinterIsSleeping

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

@burkeashley God bless 'em.

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

@Cardinals I nailed it!! Yeah Yadi!

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

Dear @alicecooper, my sister gave birth to a beautiful baby boy today who carries your name sake. He was conceived after mama and dad attended a concert bill you shared with @LZZYHALE in Chicago last July at the Hollywood Casino Amphitheater, but we won't talk about that.

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

Jax is ready to be a big brother. And I'm ready to be Unc Paul. We're ready for you, Cooper. I couldn't be happier for megs04920 and rbostic87 . https://t.co/mPsXGz0PPb

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

Tonight, be sure to check our Slippery Pickles Facebook page for a free quarantine jam at 8PM CST. It's gonna be a treat! https://t.co/xUhnloZAPV

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

Follow the Pickles page on facebook at 8PM Central time for a free 'rona virus show! https://t.co/zPLKSkotpS

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

With both of my drum kits 45 miles away and social distancing not allowing me to go play them, I had to get creative and dig out the quiet kit. Practice pads are no longer boring. #quarantine #remo… https://t.co/LXeimLn4DO

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

Pet peeve: My Twitter home is showing a message alert on my Messages. There is no new message/request. And it won't go away. I'm gonna torch this bitch down. #liar

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

As to mourn the loss of tomorrow's Opening Day 2020, in lieu of flowers please revist St. Louis paddling that ass last September 21st. @DannyMacTV

[FanDuel Sports Network Midwest @FanDuelSN_MW]

.@DannyMacTV: "They're shocked here at Wrigley!" One pitch after Yadier Molina takes Craig Kimbrel deep, Paul DeJong does the same and gives the #STLCards the lead.
This Cardinals replay is airing now and again at 9pm on FOX Sports Midwest.

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

Teach 'em young how to back a trailer. They'll thank you later. https://t.co/m42DZ4PmWZ

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

Check the Slippery Pickles Facebook page for a great song update https://t.co/LhH8th1GeC

[Paul Johnson @P_Johnson50]

I ain't mad that people are dumb dogging @garthbrooks. I don't have time to entertain stupid people. What's got me mad is that people are forgetting about who @BarrySanders is. #BigBadBarry #TheLittleFella #15269yds