Perky

All that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mould

[Perky @P_KM_S]

if you have a spare penny, donate donate donate x https://t.co/ejlgwZwV1u

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@joelycett you want to explore my Grassmarket? 🕵🏻‍♂️🌳👅

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@joelycett haggis, nips & titties 👅

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@Brucey103 @lmphbutlerperks Now that has to be sarcasm??

[Perky @P_KM_S]

@Brucey103 @lmphbutlerperks There is no way of my answer not sounding sarcastic, but no not at all 😂

[Perky @P_KM_S]

@lmphbutlerperks @Brucey103 Only joking @Brucey103 , he seems splendid!

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@lmphbutlerperks @Brucey103 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

[Perky @P_KM_S]

@lmphbutlerperks met my dissertation tutor today and I think he might actually be a Yorkshire @Brucey103 😱

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@Brucey103 @lmphbutlerperks the boy needs help, sharpish.

[Perky @P_KM_S]

@Brucey103 Uhoh, you also mid crisis? :P

[Perky @P_KM_S]

Just fell in love with a Porsche for the first time and now I’m worried for my soul #isthisameltdown #midlifecrisis

[Perky @P_KM_S]

There’s a special place in hell for waterproof coats that aren’t, in fact, waterproof

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Why do postmen always think I’m flirting with them? I can’t help it, I like a man in an uniform. What do you want from me? #dontatme

[Perky @P_KM_S]

YOLTMO- you only live this moment once

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You’re not multilayered you’re multi-faced

[Perky @P_KM_S]

The whole of london are Instagramming rain and it’s glorious #heatwave

[Serena Williams @serenawilliams]

...and it’s that time of the day to get “randomly” drug tested and only test Serena. Out of all the players it’s been proven I’m the one getting tested the most. Discrimination? I think so. At least I’ll be keeping the sport clean #StayPositive

[Perky @P_KM_S]

I’m gonna say it. #mammamia2 is the best thing to happen to 2018. No. It’s the best thing to happen to me.

[Perky @P_KM_S]

Got a flat for next year but still have prime location alerts activated because I am a property whore #windowshopping