I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do.
@meatball__freak@FriedgeHNIC If he keeps skating he has a play on the puck and can stop the goal. He doesn’t take a stride because he’s gearing up to throw a dangerous, meaningless, hit.
Clean or dirty, it’s crazy that there’s people that think that’s not a complete piece of shit hit and dickhead way to play the game in that overall situation. No intention to stop the puck from going in
Anarchists, Agitators or Protestors who vandalize or damage our Federal Courthouse in Portland, or any Federal Buildings in any of our Cities or States, will be prosecuted under our recently re-enacted Statues & Monuments Act. MINIMUM TEN YEARS IN PRISON. Don’t do it! @DHSgov
I miss the old days when a Karen was just the woman who flushed all OUR COCAINE DOWN THE TOILET, KAREN. WHY DID YOU DO THAT KAREN? THAT WAS WORTH $60,000 THAT WAS ALL THE MONEY WE HAD, KAREN! WHY DID YOU DO THAT? WHY? OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
No on campus instruction at @MemorialU until 2021. There’s fewer than 10 active cases in the province right now. Why not offer online classes to all students outside of the province and wait to make a decision for local students? Just seems a bit premature to me.