El Rajo

The Last Airbender + Martian Manhunter + Time Traveler + Natural Sav + Warrior + Tron God

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

The lengths u go to when ur sad are measured in senti-meters

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

I wonder if my winter personality or my summer personality is my real one

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

Yo Elon hire me you fudu

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

Getting gaslighted by your car in this economy is WAYYY worse than getting gaslighted by other people tbh

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

U ever recognize a face but not remember who they are/where you know them from? And just stare at them for 7 minutes tryna piece it together all while looking like a creep who never learned how to socialize

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

My toxic trait is giving my friends named stephen the nickname stephanie and then being like "u call her stephanie, I call her headphanie"

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

Found a fucking earwig in my water bottle today and everything's been downhill since 🥲

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

Blood donation clinic got cancelled today because of the Rogers outage ngl that's a lil fucked up

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

I hate my family we can have every fruit in existence in our fruit bowl and they won't be touched but I bring home mangoes for myself one time and they're immediately thefted smh

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

Every friend group has that one homie that slips up more than a deer on a frozen lake like ya need to fix up my guy

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

Swimming is probably the best cardio cuz you cant just stop halfway or u risk dying

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

Hate when ball players tell me they "have bunnies" and when I ask to see a picture they show me a video of them jumping 🙄🙄

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

Used to roast Starbucks people for having their 140 character long drink order till I went to bubble tea and did the same shit 😬

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

Going for a 10 minute run will exhaust me but ask me to play a sport for 3 hours and I won't complain a single second

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So nice seeing all of my friends in med school graduate, really shows how persistence and dedication pay off.

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

When basketball courts don't sweep the dust off their floors are worst I get better traction on ice rinks tbh

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

"ur skills r in high demand rn" ok but what about my personality smh 🙄

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

@cxsh08 @MonilPatel20 Teach how to be a deagle demon pls

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[El Rajo @P_R_5]

Forever gonna be salty my parents didn't invite me to their wedding 🙄🙄

[El Rajo @P_R_5]

People who can let their alarms ring and still manage to sleep are actual menaces to society like how r u jamming out to the alarm tune in ur dreams or something I don't understand