Nick Porrazzo

I’m a professional scrum master.

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6/n Grandma speed walking to merry go round spot then waving entire time to get attention. Citation - cringy $500

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Handing out Disneyland citations for obscene offenses. Grown male adults no kids seeing Disney Princesses - citation: stealing from the kids $2000/adult

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5/n Older bachelorette party forcing Disney employee to take their picture. Citation: cringy $5000

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4/n teenage male spitting on main walk way in Disneyland. Citation - lewd act $500

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3/n Disney adult couple taking selfie with Gaston while husband watches. Citation: shaming your husband with no kids in Disneyland $500

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2/n Jack Sparrow dressed up solo male on line to see Disney Princess - citation: stealing from the kids $2000/adult. Same adult reading anime out loud in line - citation: creepy $250. Total offenses: 2
Total fine: $2250

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@KiDCuDi on Thursday Night Football, hell yea!

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prozz21#3409073 #VerdanskReplay @CallofDuty

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@CallofDuty @CallofDuty
prozz21#3409073
#VerdanskReplay

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prozz21 @CallofDuty #VerdanskReplay

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prozz21#3409073 @CallofDuty #VerdanskReplay

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@DrDisrespect 🤝

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@Dexerto @timthetatman

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More people need to enjoy a swing set per week. #underrated

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First round under 90! Missed par putt on 18 by a lip out.
https://t.co/qP6DYivSdL

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The driving portion of getting your license needs to be difficult to pass.

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@carlvellotti 🤖

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Example of digging one side to the bottom

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How do you eat a pint of ice cream?

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@elonmusk