Parker/Calider

He's a lot funnier in person.

[Parker/Calider @P_ark]

@BronMuse This stat is giving Gretzky Brothers holding the record for most shared points in the NHL

[SikWitIt 😈😷 @_sikwitit]

One day someone will ask “how did we let this happen?” And the answer will always be not taking care of business on April 9th, 1865

[Parker/Calider @P_ark]

@EllSimonds @hippi3mami @SouthpawLeftist Laurie couldn't answer the question, so she turned into a baby back bitch. Who could have seen that coming?!

[Hunter Kozak 🧦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @HunterEKozak]

Insane that my wife got fired because this loser thought that her job was too “DEI”. Her job, btw, at USAID was determining if companies we traded with overseas were using slave labor or abusing workers.

[Gina Hinojosa @GinaHinojosaTX]

A new poll shows I’m tied with Abbott—in a district he last won by 10 points.

Voters are telling us plain and simple: they’re tired of paying the Abbott Corruption Tax and ready for change. We’re hearing this on the ground now and we’ll prove it in November when we fire Abbott.

[Parker/Calider @P_ark]

@JonEdwards099 @FBallAnalysisYT Hey Crazy, its nice to meet you! That is an absolutely bonkers take.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

I approve this message.

[Parker/Calider @P_ark]

@MalaysianDragon @PigMallet @0laribiwa Roose lets Jaime free specifically because Vargo acted in his own interest, fool. Roose wanted favor from the Lannisters and Vargo did not want to be around Tywin.

[Parker/Calider @P_ark]

@w__mi @mchinegunkelli @luvrgrrrl777 Or! Or maybe its about teaching children gratefulness and not just trying to appease older people. What happens if your kid gets a gift from another 5yo? A gift is something you get for free, it cost you nothing, what reason do you have to be upset?

[A Man in the Sun 🌞 @AManInTheSun]

This is how Israel was established and we're supposed to pretend it's super complicated and approach with nuance and understanding for the settler with the gun.

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

A lot of folks forget… Texas hasn’t always been red. 🤠

When Democrat Ann Richards was governor, Texas ranked 7th in education.

After nearly 30 years of Republican control, Texas now ranks 40th overall in education & 47th in reading.

It’s past time for a change. 🌊

[Parker/Calider @P_ark]

Signs saying Pfuck ICE are top-notch. The kids are alright

[Jessica Cha @JChaNews]

There is massive student- led protest happening in Pflugerville. Students at all four high schools and some middle schools have gathered at the Pflugerville Municipal Court to protest ICE activity in Central Texas

[Parker/Calider @P_ark]

@JesseR_MX @JChaNews Well then I guess its a good thing for everyone that you didn't procreate. Even if they wanted to, how does a school stop a majority of the students from protesting?

[💗 @ma1ybe]

In 2009, Colorado began offering teens free IUDs without parental consent. Within 8 years teen pregnancies dropped 54%. Teen abortion rates fell by 64%. For every $1 spent on the program the state saved $5.85 in labor and delivery costs, child-care assistance and food stamps! That's what a good society does!

[Parker/Calider @P_ark]

@AshleyTXBurner @BurnerBuddha @ScooterMagruder Im confused, which one are you calling the OG and which one is the tourist location?

[Parker/Calider @P_ark]

It's #FuckICE and #StiddyUp, let's go Broncos!

[ThatsGoodSports @BrandonPerna]

Holy shit, Stiddy is ready for this game

[Parker/Calider @P_ark]

@Russell54384996 @TexasTribune Just lying for the sake of it, you feckless coward.

[Parker/Calider @P_ark]

@eileenkarlsruh1 @TexasTribune Show us the evidence of this, you piece of shit. Every neighbor reported that they came to the house and ripped him away from his family.

[Parker/Calider @P_ark]

@6thscale_design @TexasTribune Shut the fuck up, you boot licking piece of shit.

[Parker/Calider @P_ark]

@PantsuTaigas @CFBHome @313educator Lick that boot harder, pussy.