Mr Twisty Cheeky

Politically lost. The gauge moved without anyone telling me.
Still think Trump is an idiot, but just don't know who to support anymore.

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@realDonaldTrump Sure you did Donnie. Now just let the nice men put the comfy straitjacket on you and help walk you calmly towards the exit.

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@EYakoby Alright Jebadiah, wind your neck in. Are you doing all this just because you want to bang one of your cousins?

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@KrustyShackle @Nerdrotics No need to count. The answer is 'all of them'.

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For the love of all that’s holy, this guy never fails to astonish me with unprecedented levels of idiocy.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Why didn't you tell allies about the war before attacking Iran?

Trump: We wanted it to be a surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

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@elonmusk You might want to concentrate on your own country mate. It's a lawless mess run by corruption and lies. And your DOGE just adequately it worse. Get a grip

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@oelma__ Ulrika ka ka ka!

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@LeeHurstComic And the alternative is?

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@CAPTAlNPUGH For this to be true, that means someone is constantly taking pics of her. That’s just creepy.

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@JohnSimpsonNews Give it up John, you’ve lost this one. It was most likely an honest mistake and just replying ‘no’ to people who point this out isn’t going to win the argument. Just be grateful that whoever picked it up by mistake brought it back and didn’t just throw it in the nearest bin.

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@phughes76340646 @writethewrongs2 @BraisbyI Keep going back like that and you’ll go past Oliver Cromwell. Welcome to politics.

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@Pretoria01 @Mishi_2210 There are multiple possible answers:

1. Taken literally “Answer is not 300”
Q. 500 divided by half = 0.5
Plus 50 is?
A “not “300”
2.Q. 500 ÷ 0.5 (literally 1 half=1000) + 50=1050
3.Q. 500 ÷ (0.5+50=50.5) = 9.901

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@Matt_Pinner When she wakes up, realises that she looks like a div, that nobody cared about the 'statement' that she was trying to make and then takes all the crap off her face, she'll look quite pretty.

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@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Fat chance.

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@Notwokenow Why not feel bad about all of them? Or are you not allowed?

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@BrianColeman251 @MarinaPurkiss Oh it was you? For a minute I thought I was looking at Rudy Giuliani but I suppose he would have done the same thing.

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@MonicaDarque @Spetz83 @MauLer93

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@Gosleepriya What does your country famous for?
How about the English language for starters. You should study it more.

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@Gosleepriya We had The Beatles. And everyone else that mattered. Anybody who is remotely successful these days has a British band or artist to thank.
You can have Ed Sheeran though. We don't want him.

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@C_S_Skeptic @BrainLeakage03 Oh we all know Hegseth blew it up because that was his private stash and the Venezuelans had upped their price. Pete's going back to Columbia for his blow next time

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@BrainLeakage03 It took 4 missiles to take the lot out, including the survivors of the initial explosions and the fire, so mathematically it's even worse than you say.

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@TheCriticalDri2 I don't mind Sophie Turner, it's the Amazon, the Phoebe Waller Bridge and the 'Wimmin power' elements that will see Sophie being the only straight white member of the entire cast