Hello you. Standing there, perfectly quaffed hair, unbuttoned shirt. Mastered the ‘care free thinker’ look. You’re wearing airpods & browsing ur phone but I can see you’re actually reading the latest article on the downfall of our ecosystem. I can help you save it. I can save YOU
There’s a new girl at work and she asked if we had a microwave in our room and I told her we do but it’s hidden and only reveals itself to those who are pure of heart and that’s when I realized I’m the weirdest person at my job
Bro Trump getting shot, Biden resigning and then Kendall getting leaked on the night of the finale is enough in one week for me. All equally shocking events tbh
When you finally get a car and you’re grateful and it’s amazing but now you understand why all of NYC complains about parking everywhere they go. HOW DO WE SOLVE THIS