Paola Batista

We out here.

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

Hello you. Standing there, perfectly quaffed hair, unbuttoned shirt. Mastered the ‘care free thinker’ look. You’re wearing airpods & browsing ur phone but I can see you’re actually reading the latest article on the downfall of our ecosystem. I can help you save it. I can save YOU

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

There’s a new girl at work and she asked if we had a microwave in our room and I told her we do but it’s hidden and only reveals itself to those who are pure of heart and that’s when I realized I’m the weirdest person at my job

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

Unfortunately todays music is sorta traki #MTVAwards #VMAs

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

I miss Backstreet Boys and nsync 🥲 #dirtypopnetflix

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

What did I just watch lmao

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

The transformative love of Christ is the only thing that’s healing. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

Bro Trump getting shot, Biden resigning and then Kendall getting leaked on the night of the finale is enough in one week for me. All equally shocking events tbh

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Weird but it worked 🤣

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

I have some extra tix for this tonight @ Irving plaza!! HMU if u wanna sing your disney heart out 🫶🏻

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

LMAOOO bruhhh I forgot he said this

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

That was the wildesttttt recoupling on #loveislandusa I’ve ever watcheddddddd

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

This man being drunk the entireeeeeee show and not making more of a fool of himself is so impressive

[pascal 🇭🇹 @p_cal]

😭😭😭😭😭 im crying Izzy can’t believe she wants to match Lmaoo he’s such a nice person lmaooo #perfectmatch

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

Are they kidding me with these bumass winners of #perfectmatch 😒😒😒😒

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

@heirmeg I hope Cardi beat her up LMAOOO

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

Thank you lord for the discernment to know which friends are for me and which ones aren’t.

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

I have learned that no matter how you try to help, show, explain, teach things to people….if they’re not ready to change it’s wasted time and energy

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

Just finished #theideaofyou and omggggggggg talk about the chick flick we needed 😍😍🥰 far fetched AF but we loved itttt

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

@xo_carolyn Lmaoooooooo Michael Scott 😂😂😂

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

When you finally get a car and you’re grateful and it’s amazing but now you understand why all of NYC complains about parking everywhere they go. HOW DO WE SOLVE THIS

[Paola Batista @P_izzleYo]

Some moments are meant to be lived/experienced and not captured ✍🏻