Alright! Time for a traditional Parappa Town burger. Except, uh, this isn’t Parappa Town. Whatever this Koopa King is planning, Parappa is sure it must be pretty cool. #KoopependanceDay
"Allllright you CHUMPS - listen up." Bowser raises a single finger. "You recall somethin' about a 4th of July party or whatever from me? Yeah? Good. Here's the scoop: "
Bowser taps his microphone a few times before speaking again.
"At some point today, I'm gonna ━
@FlawedRobocat “Whaaaa?! You got a time machine? I mean, of course you’ve got a time machine — you’re from the future!”
“Man. If I could go anywhere in time, I kind of want to see what the future is like...”
@FlawedRobocat “Aw, man. Me and Sunny won’t live that long. Unless you’ve got some kind of future gadget...” Parappa considers this for a moment. “What else have you got in that 4-D pouch?”
@FlawedRobocat “Wait, hold up. You’re from the future? Do you know if me and Sunny get together? She’s a girl I know who looks like a flower. And she smells real good and she’s really nice...”
@FlawedRobocat “Sup, Doraemon! My name’s Parappa. I’m the number one rapper in Parappa Town!” He offers the robotic cat a fist for bumping. Don’t leave him hanging!
@FlawedRobocat “Thanks!” If the burgers have any cheese, Parappa takes it off before eating. “Hey, these burgers aren’t too bad. What’d you say your name was again?”
@FlawedRobocat “Franchises?” Now Parappa’s just confused. “Well, I don’t know anything about that, but I do know I can... Kick! Punch! Block!” He shows off some of the fighting moves he learned from Chop Chop Master Onion.
@RaMlnMln “Oh, he was this guy who tried turning our town to noodles. Actually, now he’s pretty alright. Turns out, he’d been eating burgers his whole life... You can’t just eat the same kind of food forever!”
@BlazingRacer “Don’t get me wrong. Noodles are cool and all, but after you’ve had a lifetime supply of ‘em... Bluh.” Maybe it’ll be a little bit longer before he gets used to noodles again.