CowboyTroy

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SAVE THE CATS!!!

Paw-nold Stray Trump 2024!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@KabiPlays We’re going to have to use HotStock to make sure bananas are in stock while checking out 😭

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@dragonflyvc @doublezero $FLY Snapshot Update

TGE and pre-mainnet requirements are expected to be announced this Friday, ahead of the next phase.

More details on the snapshot ↓
https://t.co/UiA8knbnli

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnG3L]

everybody got giant boobs nowadays is it ok that i only got D cups

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Alcohol has no single benefit. Zero. Not one.

[AB @AB84]

The government has your nudes

[Kam ✨ @PatsKam]

I like bacon, but it does NOT belong on:

- baked potatoes
- cheese fries
- pizza
- burgers
- mac & cheese

[Huawei @Huawei]

One dream. Two disciplines. Zero compromises. She trains like a champion and studies like a scholar — all made possible by technology that brings the classroom wherever she goes!

[nina lee @NinaSerafina]

Do you die on impact when you get swept up in a tornado or are you in there chilling for a few minutes ?

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Didn’t get a chance to see my wife’s boobs before I left for work. Day ruined. Fuck everything.

[David @DBStoner]

Outside using my boner to jack up the car.

[Serus @serus_ai]

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[Vinny’s Corner @VinnysCorner1]

Age yourself by naming an MLB Second Baseman you grew up watching…..

I’ll start: Roberto Alomar

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@HawkEmDownChris Miguel Tejada

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@attackdogX His diary is definitely titled “Mein Cunt”

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When you haven’t finished reading a post and your timeline refreshes 😖😩

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@attackdogX LMAOO 😭🤣 when I saw this gif I KNEW someone was about to get cooked! 😂🤣

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@attackdogX Beta reports were the BEST 🔥😆 Literally read those while sipping on morning coffee ☕️

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@so_anyway_ 😆🤣🤣🤣 just pulled this on them last night when their pepperoni was gone

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My kids: Can you take the olives off the pizza?

Me: Olive them??

My kids: 🙄🙄🙄

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This is that lighting where you know there’s a stack of Grandma’s tortillas underneath tin foil 😆🤣🤣