Goziem

#DieHardUnited❤️

Classic Man

[Goziem @Pa_brainy]

You think your short legs will still move like the use to back then in secondary school???
🤣😂🤣😂

Age has caught up oh

[Chibuenyi (Retribution) @TheAmenReigns]

I'll prepare my boots to go dribble Messi at Inter Miami. My blood don dey hot. We have to get back one for C Boy. This si too much. Make i come out of retirment small. I must record because wetin i go do Pessi no good.

[Goziem @Pa_brainy]

Punk Ass Modafucka!!!

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🗣️ Thomas Tuchel: "At the moment, no regrets. The team gave everything, and we were VERY, VERY close. I think we deserved to be up 1-0. We played one of our better matches, maybe the best match in the circumstances. The team was top; we couldn't bring it over the line. At the moment, no regrets." (BBC)

[Goziem @Pa_brainy]

This thing goes both ways, a woman will dust her two left legs to goan visit a man she doesn't even know for the first time in his house......what if he spikes her drink or something worse

[Portharcourt Specials @phspecials]

“I feel like men need to be much more careful about how they are so cool with just anybody sleeping at their place.

Because tell me why I’m meeting you for the first time, I come to your house, and then when I say am about leaving, you have the audacity to tell me or ask me, ‘Ah-ah, won’t you sleep over? I thought you would spend the night.’

You and who? You don’t even know me from anywhere. You don’t know if I’m a sn@k£..You don’t know if I have chronic dise@s£s or inf£ct!ons. You don’t know if am an o&g@n h@rve&ter. You don’t know whether I’ve been looking for somebody’s destiny to collect.

Just because you want to satisfy your urge, you’re trying to talk me into sleeping at your place. I don’t understand.

Like, do you guys really understand that life is spiritual? Forget that my skin is glowing and am looking this way. What if I’m not a normal human being? Just because you want to have s&&x with me, you’re willing to take such risks.

Some will even tell you, ‘I don’t really like people in my space. I don’t invite anybody over.’ But I came, and you’re asking and begging me to sleep over...”

- Lady w@rns men against inviting women they just met to sleep over, saying strangers may have hidden intentions.

[Goziem @Pa_brainy]

They will do everything and experience everything (since I didn't do anything bad)

[Dumebiherself @dumebihers17104]

One thing you did as a teenage you won’t allow your children do even tho it didn’t ruin your life ?

[Goziem @Pa_brainy]

@torty_mercy Hi

[IZE @Luxurycurator]

Silence is a super power. Adopt it
once words leave you, they stop being yours. They become everyone else’s to interpret.
And you have no control over that interpretation
That’s why you catch yourself saying

“I didn’t mean it that way” lol
You go explain taya.

[Goziem @Pa_brainy]

En get some kind takes wey just dey funny!
Such a disrespect to Messi and Ronaldo

Smh!

[Ceejay @Sir_jaay01]

You can’t use Mbappe to taunt Ronaldo.

Kylian Mbappe is bigger World Cup player than both Lionel Messi and Ronaldo.

Messi went to the World Cup and came back with 0 goals in his prime and a season he won the Ballon d’Or.

Mbappe lowest world cup goals so far is 4 goals and he has never been knocked out of the World Cup before the final.

So if the World Cup is the metric, Mbappe is the greater player than both Messi and Ronaldo.

[Goziem @Pa_brainy]

Make Una save Una items

[itel @itelNigeria]

We go AGAIN.

If Messi scores against Egypt, we'll reward our lucky fans with cash and accessory gifts TONIGHT. 🤯

Like and repost to qualify!!

[Goziem @Pa_brainy]

Similar way I started eating kola nut and menh... All I can say is this, don't eat again oh

[Sam Ekpewheni @MadProfitGuy]

This is how addiction starts. 😂

A friend had been trying to see me for over a week.

Every single time he came around...

I was in one meeting or another.

After a while, I started feeling bad.

"This man will soon think I'm avoiding him."

So yesterday...

I decided to visit him.

Barely five minutes into catching up on everything he had been up to...

His wife walked in.

He looked at me.... I looked back.

Then he whispered...

"Let's go somewhere else."

We entered my car, and drove off.

Somehow...

We ended up inside a government school, where we sat in my car and spoke for almost 3 hours.

Then...

Knock! Knock! Knock!

Someone tapped the passenger's window.

I looked up.

An elderly man stood there.

Immediately I saw him, I smiled.

You know those elderly men who appear around public places towards evening...

You don't need anybody to tell you.

They're usually the security men.

I greeted him and exchanged a few smiles.

Then reached into my pocket for some 500 naira notes to him.

He appreciated it and walked away.

I rolled the glass back up, and the conversation with my friend continued.

A few minutes later...

Knock! Knock! Knock!

Again.

This same baba.

And at this point, I was wondering...

"What now?"

I rolled the glass down.

He smiled, reached into his pocket....

And brought out a kola nut.

Held it in his hands and said a short prayer over it.

Then handed it to me.

And this is the problem...

I don't eat kola nuts.

At all.

But how do you reject a kola nut that an elderly man has already prayed over?

You have to collect it with respect. 😂

So...

I started eating it since yesterday.

Bit-by-bit.

And to my greatest surprise...

I'm actually enjoying it.

Especially the aftertaste.

In fact...

I'm already thinking of buying another one when this one finishes.

Ladies and gentlemen...

This is how addiction starts. 😂😂

[Esther Umoh @EstherUmoh10]

After a long day of traveling across three states yesterday, we finally landed at our last destination and began the drive back.

Somewhere along the way, Peter Obi pulled out his phone, opened YouTube, and started watching one of @mrmacaroni’s skits.

As exhausted as we all were, he held his phone where everyone could see, and we ended up watching together. He laughed heartily, and it made me pause for a moment.

This, I realized, is how he unwinds. He finds joy in simple moments and makes the most of them.

Then another thought struck me: a man who genuinely spends his free time watching a content creator’s work is someone who recognizes the value of that industry.

Today, content creation has grown into one of the world’s biggest creative industries, with young Nigerians driving much of its success. Yet many creators are struggling because the cost of cameras, lenses, lighting, and other equipment has soared as the naira continues to lose value against the dollar.

As a photographer, this is one of the reasons I support a Peter Obi presidency. I believe his understanding of the economy, combined with a competent team, would focus on restoring economic stability and strengthening the naira, making professional equipment more affordable for creators.

Beyond that, I believe he would engage with stakeholders in the creative industry and recognize it as a serious contributor to economic growth and youth employment.

And perhaps most importantly, creators would know they have someone who genuinely enjoys and consumes their work. After all, what is content without an audience?
#NigeriaWillBeOk

[Goziem @Pa_brainy]

@TheAmenReigns Agu nna!!

[Goziem @Pa_brainy]

Having seen the way all the teams play, your prediction will fail by 90%

SA Vs Canada already proved it

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

My Round of 32 Predictions:

🇿🇦 South Africa 1–2🇨🇦 Canada

🇧🇷 Brazil 2–1 🇯🇵 Japan

🇩🇪 Germany 2–0 🇵🇾 Paraguay

🇳🇱 Netherlands 2–1 🇲🇦 Morocco

🇨🇮 Ivory Coast 1–2 🇳🇴 Norway

🇫🇷 France 3–1 🇸🇪 Sweden

🇲🇽 Mexico 2–1 🇪🇨 Ecuador

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England 2–0 🇨🇩 DR Congo

🇧🇪 Belgium 2–2 🇸🇳 Senegal

🇺🇸 USA 2–1 🇧🇦 Bosnia

🇪🇸 Spain 3–0 🇦🇹 Austria

🇵🇹 Portugal 2–1 🇭🇷 Croatia

🇨🇭 Switzerland 2–1 🇩🇿 Algeria

🇦🇺 Australia 0–1 🇪🇬 Egypt

🇦🇷 Argentina 3–0 🇨🇻 Cape Verde

🇨🇴 Colombia 2–1 🇬🇭 Ghana

[Goziem @Pa_brainy]

This lie "visiting her talking" stage no gel

Oh well, typical twitter space

[MAJI @majimosess]

Nigerian lady shares how she visited her talking stage’s house with her brothers for the first time and was shocked by what she met. 😳

[Goziem @Pa_brainy]

"Sowore stood behind Belord when Belord was in prison" do you know the kind of guts and probably backing Sowore has??

Now you expect Belord to do the same?
Did you stop to think for one second that if Belord had such backings and guts, he would have gone to prison himself ?
?

[RAZOR BLADE @razorblade300]

Omoyele Sowore stood behind Blord, even went to court when he was arrested but Blord has abandoned Omoyele Sowore in Kuje prison.

This life, dey for who dey for you 💔😥

[Laz Elecs⚡️ @HustleWithLaz]

@Wizarab10 Omo, once Ronaldo retire I don retire.
Na Portugal come sabi if them wan grow or not.

[Goziem @Pa_brainy]

This guy self !

Smh!

[SKALES @youngskales]

Why? Because I ain’t seen no candidate worth my vote ? Convince me about one that really has the interest of Nigerias future at heart

[Goziem @Pa_brainy]

@vbw_riakosher

This is not a place to live

[Oku @oku_yungx]

On Lekki, got into what i call a lil pot - Hole that resulted to my Tire torn so badly. Had to manage the car till i got to 1004. Parked and got my spare tire out.

Before i could say Jack, HOODLUMS about 9 came out from no where 😂 asking for funds. One was chilled enough to get a vulcanizer. The rest were just about money.

One said, he knows my face. He has seen me with Burna Boy. One looking so rugged tried to raise his voice, the Ajebor in me left immediately and i activated the calabar south boy (eyen ekpo) in me.

They started begging i give them 150k 😂. I sent 50k to them and actually told them to get lost.

LAGOS IS A DEN OF THIEVES.

DROVE WITH MY SPARE BACK HOME.

GOOD HERE 🙏🏾

[Goziem @Pa_brainy]

Lion no dey born Goat na....

That's His fucking blood so obviously

[JayNaija @JayNaija]

This scene piss me the f*ck off

What do you mean you slept with your father’s whore after he died? A girl that kept rejecting and started sleeping with your father.

He’s probably going to have that HIV in season two. Careless action💔

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Can’t totally fault people who resort to dating apps or matchmaking pages to find partners.

Once you miss university.

Miss NYSC.

Miss church gatherings or Islamic gatherings.

Don’t want to date your work colleagues.

Neighbor is a no go area.

Your best bet is either through social media, family and friends matchmaking, arranged marriage or you download your partner from heaven. If you’re an introvert that means you will sleep there.