Pope Pablito

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

I was Pope Pablito. Over. #BehindYourBack

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

Don't forget guys, God's opinion is the only one you should take into consideration.. Don't make the same mistake I made... #BehindYourBack

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

And I should definitively start to ignore what people think and say about me... I was worried of course to be the new Pope, but this social media thing drove me so mad that I had no choice but to resign and give up on my dream #BehindYourBack

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

I think I will probably become a rockstar.. I mean I'm so cool, I must be born to become one you see #BehindYourBack

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

Just signed my resignation papers... It's over guys... No Pope Pablito anymore #BehindYourBack

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

At least, my reign will probably be the shortest of all time.. I don't know if I am supposed to be proud about it, but still this makes me unique !

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

I thought I would be the coolest Pope but it is too complicated #BehindYourBack

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

I can't handle it anymore guys #BehindYourBack

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

I'm really thinking about resigning.. This job is too much pressure for me #BehindYourBak

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

Feel so lonely at the moment.. #BehindYourBak

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

I don't have that much fans either... Apparently a lot of people are talking about me on social media.. I can't see what they say but I'm pretty sure they criticise me #BehindYourBak

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

How dare they ? ????

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

It seems that one of my counsellor is a mole and is trying to tear me down..... I wish I could see what is going on right now on social media... This new job is such an increasing concern.. Not sure I can handle it #BehindYourBak

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

@LuckyBeggar5 Feel so good to have you by my side bro !

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

My counsellors are still avoiding me. They don't like the fact that I am the new Pope .. Does that mean that other people share their feeling ? Apparently some do according to my last tweet ... #BehindyouBak

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

@BehindyourBak Is it about the Vatican party ??? Okay it is true that one of my friend tried to repaint the celling of the Sistine Chapel with his vomit, but apart from that we did not damaged anything else, I swear !

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

Holy happy birthday to my greatest fan of all time and one of God's most enthusiastic follower. She is the one who introduced me to the holy path. God bless your innocent soul and protect you from this sinful world ! This is a souvenir from your last birthday @ohdirtypaw

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

#BehindYourBack

[Pope Pablito @PablitoPope]

With all that stuff I'm getting a little bit worried. I really need to know guys, are you happy with me being your new Pope so far ?