51 Shades of Paul

Everybody relax, I'm here. Don't worry, be miserable

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If I happen to die at the gym while lifting weights, please add more weights then call 911

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Check out Paul's video! #TikTok https://t.co/ns0UqMEXrW

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Check out Paul's video! #TikTok https://t.co/ns0UqMEXrW

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The dyslexic penitent man kneels before Dog

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@Hereforthefre87 I'm a little over seven I think

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Some idiot named Scam Likely calls me almost every day.

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Sometimes all you need is $80 million

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*Boss walks into my office**

Him: Paul, are you on drugs?

Me: You and I both know I don't make enough fucking money to have a drug problem.

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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 26, and read the 12th line, what does it say?

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Writing a love poem to my girlfriend.
What rhymes with threesome?

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Every time

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@redheadbitcj Just sitting here hanging with my son

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Sorry I didn’t reply for 37 days. Lol, What’s up?

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Weed is the answer...but I can't seem to remember the question.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, donuts are tasty, rhyming is not easy

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I'm so hungry I could eat a Nutri-Grain bar

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@BobGolen I smoke green flower...

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I always get really stoned before I go jogging....that way I never go jogging.

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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, which is why I’m eating it again for dinner

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Fuck Teen Spirit, the '90s smelled like Drakkar Noir