Pablo Cortez

Born in Tijuana raised in New Wales. Half duck, half reindeer, half New Welsh, half Mexican and half Martian.

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Fact: The people of New Wales are actually fast-black men.

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Anyone wanna go get some Nag-Toos?

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Hey hey guys! Friend me on Facebook! Search for Peter Ford!

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@Jamesloon36 You would

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Emma doesn't know, but Miles got on Evans phone on Saturday and changed her lineup completely. I hope she sees it edited it's too late #VAG

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vagnag city vaggers 3-1 #beatcurtis #emmamybitch

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#happybirthday to the pussy ass bitch named @PetahKr0m we play vagnag together and I'm hoping he teaches me how to ruin people #vagnag

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Can't wait for #homecoming!!! But I do miss #chan dancing with me along with my #reindeer cousins...

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I'd like to dedicate my #69thtweet to @MilesC608 for providing me with a basement to live in. He's really good at vagnag and Schmooting #lad

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69th tweet #getpumped...

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i would look hawt with joe flaccos old stache #sexy

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tough week playing #vagnag back in #tijuana

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Any girls wanna nag around tomorrow? #vagnagswag

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@PetahKr0m shut tha buck up you don't have her on your iPod, and you dont even like her.

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should i drop a new album? #vagnagcity was a hit... #asktwitter

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#superpissed that the world doesn't recognize New Wales as a country! #vag

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when my 69th tweet drops i might foote so hard it will blizzard in new wales #69thtweet #reindeerslikesnow

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7 followers #justschmooted everyone tell your friends to follow me!

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well no one retweeted that so i guess i will post it anyway

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@elizacohn you're a bad kid