Chris Netherton

Voice actor, writer (I guess), and professional manchild

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Thank you to the 52.7% for being sane. Your service is appreciated.

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Okay settle an argument for me: Was the actor who played the Green Goblin in Pulp Fiction?

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@kairokx_ It's The Creature From the Black Lagoon. I have a thing for old monster movies.

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@PabloSchmablo It's him!

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Finding a quest item in Elden Ring is like finding a key that opens something somewhere in the state of Montana but you don’t know what it opens, where it is, or if it’s even worth the trouble of finding.

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@Metal_Head_08 Halo’s soundtrack is generally amazing but Outer Wilds’ music is also just beautiful.

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There's a scene in Morbius where Dr. Michael Morbius says the phrase "pretty little stinky pinky" and it's the only memorable part of the whole thing.

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@instantregret05 I played the first one and liked the story and the characters but something about the gameplay didn't really click for me. I get why people like them but it's just not really my thing.

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@john92506209 Haha Nah, I don't know where that idea came from but it's not true.

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@VirusConn Yeah probably. Especially if James Gunn writes/directs again.

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@VirusConn Yes and I really liked it! I thought it was super fun and 1000% better than the 2016 one.

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Why are dentists the most condescending people in the healthcare industry? Yeah, Tammy, I didn’t go to the dentist last year. There was a pandemic going on, Tammy. Maybe take about 20% off the sass factor there, Tammy.

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And no other kind of sun-safe accessory is treated as cool. If an 80’s action hero walked into a room wearing suntan lotion it’d just be hilarious.

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You know I’ve never really understood how wearing sunglasses became associated with being cool. Like what is it about someone wanting to protect their eyes from the harsh rays of the sun that somehow indicates they’re a badass?

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And ironically wearing your hat backwards is also “cool”. The whole point of the front of the hat is that it keeps the sun out of your eyes so you wouldn’t need the glasses anyway. The whole thing is a contradiction.

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@maddie05296734 I did! I thought it was really dumb but I liked it anyway! The exact kind of fun nonsense I usually expect from a Godzilla movie.

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A pig in a propeller hat just sang a song that made Jenny McCarthy cry. And then it pulled out some diamond encrusted dog-tags. Has this pig been to war? Am I dreaming? What’s happening?

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Every time I happen to catch a few minutes of The Masked Singer on TV, it make me feel like I’m living in a simulation. It feels like a show that would be in Futurama.

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@cookiecrumb220 Yes I do! They're really good and I wish they'd make a new album.