It’s sick to see how many Europeans came over here to actually enjoy US culture. Saw a guy look at a Bucee’s gas station the same way I’d look at Stonehenge
@japan_nobunaga@ThreeGreen21 “Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.”
This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life
The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful
Only until 6 months ago did I come to find out dirty soda means something different in Mormon land bc I saw one of those annoying GRWM Mormon mom vids and she was like “time for my treat! A dirty soda for the ride home” and I was like ain’t no way this bitch is drinking lean
I know it takes time to understand the sincerity of my commitment to make amends
I take full responsibility for what’s mine but I don’t want to put my fans in the middle of it
My fans are everything to me
Looking forward to the next shows
See you at the top of the globe 🌏