Pablo Ángel

[Pablo Ángel @Pablongel7]

@AmandaGore20 @KatrinaPierson “Lose” implies he had one in the first place

[Pablo Ángel @Pablongel7]

@GordonShumway66 @KatrinaPierson You are a great delight

[Pablo Ángel @Pablongel7]

@GeneMoustache21 @KatrinaPierson No, she could also be a politician, She’s already got the lying and spewing of bullshit down

[Pablo Ángel @Pablongel7]

@MB_Hubert @KatrinaPierson You are delightful,👍👍

[Pablo Ángel @Pablongel7]

@SmithGoesToHell @KatrinaPierson You are a total delight, you know that.

[Pablo Ángel @Pablongel7]

@Eliyora Fire dark, with the ability “Intimidate”

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I make this resolution every new year and then don’t follow through but I SWEAR 2019 will be the year I kill you all.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Well, well! Look who chooses to acknowledge Me after all these years. Hi, Twitter. I'm God. Give Me a blue tick or your little planet gets it.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Every time you masturbate I’m watching, and maybe also masturbating.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

This is a scary time for young men who commit sexual assault and want to get away with it.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If I could create the world again I'd do it sober.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Never forget that for every public official who is stupid and awful, there are thousands of ordinary citizens who are also stupid and awful.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

This is My son. He graduated #1 in his class at Nazareth High. He is a gentleman who loves women and respects virgins like his mother. He is afraid to go on solo dates with women because he is afraid they will lie and say he made them wash his feet.
That, plus he’s gay.
#HimToo

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It’s getting to where men can’t do something awful without being accused of having done it.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Most people who doubt women's claims of assault do NOT doubt a 2,000-year-old book's claims that I had a son who rose from the dead.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If history has taught mankind one thing, I’d be stunned.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Just because Jesus died for your sins doesn’t mean you should keep committing them, assholes.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The performance of your favorite sports team is something about which I care tremendously.