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if you never did, you should. these things are fun and fun is good. -Dr. Seuss

[alex @alexnohate]

que acaban de ver mis ojos

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

England struggling with all them crosses into the box?👀✌🏻

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

The one man England needed his aerial ability when trying to defend a lead.

[𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐘 @X_Bill_Gl]

If you survived the emotionally unstable mother & emotionally absent father duo, how's your hyper independence, burnout and anxiety going?

[々 @ayospawned]

Neurodivergents will say "I need rest" but what they actually mean is "I need uninterrupted time where no one expects anything from me"

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me pretending to be okay with a situation that's clearly affecting me

[Can Vardar @icanvardar]

how long after sex is it appropriate to open claude code?

[sweet and sad Helga @n3lpastel]

Sentí los primeros síntomas de una recaída de depresión y fui volando a cumplir todas mis obligaciones y hobbies y puse música copada y me puse linda y etc y terminé siendo más productiva que en un día normal ajsjjs conmigo otra vez no hija de re mil puta

[Arantxa @arantxasette]

La vida es literalmente un círculo constante de perder tu chispa y volver a encontrarla. Una y otra vez.

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

"ai will replace you" id like to see ai experience constant suicidal ideation

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

We’ve received notice that the Department of Commerce has lifted export controls on Claude Fable 5 and Mythos 5.

We'll begin restoring access tomorrow, and will share an update soon.

We’re grateful to our users for their patience, and to everyone who worked with us on redeploying the models.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when i'm in a group setting and all of a sudden i get an intense feeling that i dont belong and need to leave immediately

[Freaky Teacher @freak_teacher]

-Gorda si te sentis mal yo llevo los pibes al cole
-Dale
-¿A que colegio van?

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

true friendship is allowing a certain level of ghosting to go unmentioned.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Nothing beats the neurodivergent experience of being perceived as angry when you're really just overstimulated

[JugadorNro12 @_JugadorNro12]

"los argentinos no son racistas"

Messi llorando porque el tobillo se le va a poner negro:

[Mariana Guthe @marianaguh]

“La profundidad es un lujo.

Terminar un libro. Conversar sin un teléfono sobre la mesa. Dedicar más de diez minutos a reflexionar sobre un problema. Escuchar un álbum completo. Escribir sin interrupciones. Estar en un lugar sin sentir la necesidad de publicarlo.

En un mundo que vende distracción masiva, la atención sostenida se ha convertido en el privilegio de quienes deciden. Y viven.“

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

May you heal so hard you do your hobbies again.

[thomas @wyadesire]

just found out my neighbors gorgeous and well trained dog is actually a retired K9 - so he's not coming to say hello every time he sees me and sits down in front of me
he's signaling that i smell like weed.