a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear)

Nocturnal bi-pedal hominid. Scribbler.

[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

If I ever make a typo, or say some weird shit, please know this: I've never preplanned a tweet & never will, it's all spontaneous & it's only purpose is to hopefully, just maybe, cheer somebody up, even if it's just 1 person out there...bein sad & lonely sucks, yup
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[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

Pretty sure Beyonce could woop Trump in a fair fight. I would pay all the money to watch that on paper view. Im also mandating Trump must wear regulation, international catfight league nail extensions & a weave made from the rapunzeled pubes of the spited DC homeless.

[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

Does anyone remember bulletin boards, IRCs & valiantly attempting sexting on AOL instant messenger before your balls dropped? Nah, just me (damn im old)

[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

The early net was an excuse for workplace misery & and spreadsheets while the remainder of the ecosystem was a trillionbillionterabytes of porn screechin to load 1 pixel each mayan calendar cycle, remember? Welp, now we got warp speed & weaponinzed depression (social media) huzza

[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

I've been scrolling for approximately 10 seconds & I have already seen a bakers dozen birth canals & diverse crops comprising several bushels of fully matured cleavage. Oblong melons, dangerously swollen watermelons & at least trapezpidal cubist bouquet of flesh fruits.

[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

When im ready to check out, I'll just wax poetic about how well adjusted & happy I am so, so as to invite immediate hostility & eventual murder by the entire internet.

[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

Have you considered plugging your ear holes & nanana-ing the entire 21st c?

[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

For your consideration: "im in infosec" is polite shorthand for: "please fuck off kindly & have a pleasant existence" (also happens to be true in this case...the job bit)

SWSM, desperately seeking a better caliber of romance scammer.

[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

Is imploding into blissful nothingness a recession indicator?

[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

If I resort to exclusively using this account to bad mouth Elon (boo, hiss) & plug bluesky (pacifistbatman over there too) would that earn me a suspension? Hmm

(Commencing "free speech" test
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[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

Who wore it best?

[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

Im too lyrical for mumble rap

[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

Being alive is making us stupider by the second- dangerously stupid. Unplug brains asap to push soft reality update. Dual boot to semi-considered moments. Launch exotic DLC. Do side quests. Uninstall rat race OS.

[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

🧊🧊👶

[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

Not sure they've lived up to the whole "dont be evil" deal, but im quite content with my 10k free gmails (thank you very much I dont need extra storage, but bless your little heart)

[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

Trippy. Kafkaesque.
https://t.co/qStCw6SJGd

[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

Kind of amusing to just let the autoplay on Yo_uTu.be run amok. It's currently serving me a puff piece evangelizing on agile & python. Hmm. What year is this? Also, what demo(s) am I in? SwcisMantichristManchildwtoomuchtimeonHishands?

[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

Can someone please vibecode an app that beams 100k hotdog pics directly to the DMs of anyone who sends an unsolicited dick pic?

Justify thyself foul creation!

Ddos-ed to death by way of weiner deluge.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Donald Trump is launching his own bread line.

[a Bipolar Bear (an utterly average bear) @PacifistBatman]

Vicious bestie beastie

[໊ @sonohoor]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever received emotional support from someone who wants to be a part of your growth and development