The Central Scrutinizer

Law/Order Prosecutor in flyover state. Save the family, save our country. Give me liberty or give me death.

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@sirbuckguy

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@Scarletjersey Yes…hence the reason for the sarcasm font…I’m yanking your chain, bro…

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@realDonaldTrump Please issue an executive order to list Kratom and 7-OH as schedule 1 controlled substances and ban the sale of this poison before we lose too many other sons and daughters…or in my case, grandsons. Please sir, I’m begging you.

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@Scarletjersey Really??? I don’t think you’ve ever mentioned that (sarcastic font)

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@Scarletjersey Kinda ironic the world’s most famous clown wears KC Chief colors…

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@RealHickory Talafreako, Tallywacker…whatever name you call him…he’s a danger to this country.

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@AdamSchefter @Richard71107564 So the NFL, who’s game sponsors are beer companies does not want the players simulating drinking beer…got it.

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@Deancain Glad they found that kryptonite before it was too late! Get well!!

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Hey @IngrahamAngle, there are 2 bills pending in Congress regarding Kratom, one by Bilirakis in the House,one by Sen. Moreno to ban Gas Station Heroin. We need these bills to get passed…now, not tomorrow. Lost my grandson to this poison and as a prosecutor I’m going to end this.

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@SchmittNYC Couldn't the wife get an annulment for discovering she married a dude?

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@RepScholten It’s not who they are…if it were, he would quit cosplaying as a woman…

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@Dan_Hope Need to run with their heads up, and be patient for a crease.

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@Scarletjersey Who's your favorite Scooby Doo character?

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@Scarletjersey 🤮

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@jamie_raskin What retirement home is that?

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@JacquiHeinrich Nope…not a constitutional violation. Try again.

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@thehill Well, he’s a dude…so there’s that…

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@johnondrasik @AntSpeaks Not a fan of TS…but, would probably pay extra if FFF String Quartet were the opener.

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@pdoocy @foxandfriends You tease…