Jack Payne

Someone once called me a Tall, Observant, Baller..?

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

Wassup all u needle dicks I'm at the top of the Space Needle SEA WASH

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

Birthdaydrinkingdiapers for jboy

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

Can't believe the domain http://t.co/QqnTivKu is already taken!!!

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

If u say caramel delights aren't the best gs cookie, I'll punch u right in the penis

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

If i invented the fart id make it smell like coffee

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

"www. FuckEverybodythatDumb. Net" - Z-ro the Crooked

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

I don't even know how poops were taken b4 iphones #squattedentertainment

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

Wow, tangelos go really hard

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

Is this lecturer really gonna put me to sleep on adderall... #sleepyfarts

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

Instead of parking in handicap spaces, morbidly fat ppl should have designated spots furthest from the front door... Burn a few cals

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

Rainbow Fridays !! Get excited my GayBoyz

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

@ronartest ..Hershey Highway??

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

@TurbanLegend86 ya it's a real "hands on" sandwich involving hot brown gravy... Good shit tho

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

Time2 reflect. #Longlivesummerfest

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

@fuzzymammoth Is that you micro-batin' there in the corner?

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

If you were wondering, the Sams Club in Sugarland is not a good place to find good-looking women

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

Getting a flat tire is infinitely less shitty when your on the clock and it's not ur car

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

My company!!... PR: @gopoplabs named Best Web/Internet Services in AMA Houston's 2010 MOTY Competition http://bit.ly/ekhKtH...

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

but life goes on... :/

[Jack Payne @PackJane]

"FML" dictionary definition - Jpa's day, 1/24/11