Habitual Line-Stepper, Esq.

Attorney | urbanist | flavor enthusiast | recovering Ben Simmons apologist | misses de Blasio

[Habitual Line-Stepper, Esq. @PackSCOTUS]

If this is the end, it’s been a wild ride since being forced to make this account years back in a high school government class.

DM me if you want my other socials

See you on the other side

[Batting Around Podcast @BattinAround]

GET THAT OLD BITCH OUTTA THERE HE'S FUCKING UP THE VIBES

[Habitual Line-Stepper, Esq. @PackSCOTUS]

The Philly vibes were too good after Game 3. @TheTweetOfGod is punishing us.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

ESPN Sources: Philadelphia 76ers star James Harden has suffered right foot tendon strain and is expected to miss a month.

[Habitual Line-Stepper, Esq. @PackSCOTUS]

.@BrooklynNets PR department right now

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Brooklyn Nets plan to hire Ime Udoka as their new head coach, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. Boston granted the Nets permission to speak to Udoka and will allow him to leave freely, sources said.

[Habitual Line-Stepper, Esq. @PackSCOTUS]

UDOKA???

Nets are pure chaos

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Jacque Vaughn is the acting head coach tonight but expect the Nets to inquire with suspended Celtics coach Ime Udoka, Quin Snyder, among others. Boston will let Udoka leave for another job.

[Habitual Line-Stepper, Esq. @PackSCOTUS]

Nets about to get Miles Bridges, Josh Primo, and Meyers Leonard too?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Ime Udoka has emerged as a strong frontrunner to be the next Brooklyn Nets head coach and the sides have begun discussions, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. Nets are in the midst of their search process and are continuing to do due diligence.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Two weeks ago, Saudi Arabia sentenced a 72 year old American citizen to 16 years in jail for tweets critical of the regime he sent while in America.

This week, the Saudis partnered with Elon Musk to buy Twitter.

Do you think the Saudis bought it to promote free speech?

[Habitual Line-Stepper, Esq. @PackSCOTUS]

1: It’s a bye week for the Birds. Let ‘em fly.

2: Profar plays shortstop. By precedent, it’d be right fielder Trent Grisham that would be in a theoretical line of fire. Anyone that could accurately lob a battery the distance to Profar at SS should already be in the league.

[Habitual Line-Stepper, Esq. @PackSCOTUS]

The Maybach must be the car with the highest percentage of owners that can’t pronounce its name.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

It's really surprising that throwing the mayor of South Bend into the Transportation Department where he spends his time preparing another presidential run hasn't worked out so well for the nation's transportation!

Who could have imagined.

[One Foot Down @OneFootDown]

Congrats @Marcus_Freeman1!

[Habitual Line-Stepper, Esq. @PackSCOTUS]

@JOEL9ONE That’s a normal collar. Get a new slant.

[Habitual Line-Stepper, Esq. @PackSCOTUS]

Ali, Jordan, and Serena, in that order.

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Top 3 Greatest Athlete ever @serenawilliams 🐐

[Habitual Line-Stepper, Esq. @PackSCOTUS]

Watching Serena continue to come back from adversity every single time she looks to be tiring out is like watching Michael Jordan. She really is the greatest.

[Habitual Line-Stepper, Esq. @PackSCOTUS]

Knicks gonna Knick

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

At the start of trade talks in July, New York offered Utah a Donovan Mitchell package including RJ Barrett, Obi Toppin, Mitchell Robinson and three unprotected first-round picks, sources tell ESPN. Jazz turned down that offer and Robinson signed a $60M extension to stay w/ NY.

[Habitual Line-Stepper, Esq. @PackSCOTUS]

@charlescwcooke

[Habitual Line-Stepper, Esq. @PackSCOTUS]

The after work rush got New York’s numbers up to ~6.6% turnout. Wild.

[NYC Board of Elections @BOENYC]

August Primary Check Ins - as of 6PM*
Manhattan - 102,493
Bronx - 18,125
Brooklyn – 79,304
Queens - 17,996
Staten Island – 19,970
Total Voting Check-Ins 237,888
*Includes early voting check ins

[Habitual Line-Stepper, Esq. @PackSCOTUS]

There are 3.5 million registered voters in NYC, per the state board of elections. So far, we have a 5.2% turnout.

This embarrassing voter apathy is how you end up with people like Andrew Cuomo and Eric Adams as your leaders.

[NYC Board of Elections @BOENYC]

August Primary Check Ins - as of 3PM*
Manhattan - 81,178
Bronx - 13,683
Brooklyn – 60,657
Queens - 13,632
Staten Island – 15,386
Total Voting Check-Ins 184,536
*Includes early voting check ins

[Habitual Line-Stepper, Esq. @PackSCOTUS]

New York City is by far the most politically apathetic place I've ever lived. Disappointing as it may be, this does not surprise me in the least.

[W42ST @w42st]

Voting Day! As of Monday, only 3.3% of voters had cast ballots in the five boroughs during the nine days of early voting in the Primaries. Report by @rachelholliday & @ShantelDestra from @THECITYNY https://t.co/e0KjW3sOHr

[David Edwards @DavidEdwards]

Ron Johnson won't testify to the Jan. 6 Committee because he only plotted to overthrow the election for "a couple seconds."

"I had virtually no involvement!" he said. "Literally, my involvement lasted seconds. OK?"