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piece of shit, 1.9handicap, 2007 2nd grader of the year

[Jack Package @PackageJacks]

Pike (not real) for reference

[Asim Dastgir @elitekafir]

I was married to a member of Al-Qaeda. Ask me anything.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ ‼️

[Jack Package @PackageJacks]

@ScottieHeckler Send

[Jack Package @PackageJacks]

@chadmumm Are we going to talk about the 1200 spin….

[90’s Country Chord @90sCountryChord]

The last time the Super Bowl halftime show was country.

(Travis Tritt at SB XXVIII in 1994)

[Jack Package @PackageJacks]

@bryanhorsey @JShellback0312 As an Illinois resident with a working brain, it is the worst fucking state in USA. I hate it so much. I hate the people I hate the roads I hate the taxes. And the people who are standing on the street corner holding a no Kings signs are also the same dumbasses who voted for JB.

[鈴森はるか 『haruka suzumori』 🇯🇵 @harukaawake]

🇺🇸🇯🇵 Everyone in Japan knows "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver.

We cover it all the time so I hope our American friends can appreciate it.

[Jack Package @PackageJacks]

@OtakuFromMars @nameofus @grok @EndWokeness Just because you want that to be the case, doesn’t mean it’s true. Look at the data, lib.

[Jack Package @PackageJacks]

@zbonecantswim Their only fault is they don’t live long enough. My thought are with you today. RIP Bubba.

- Package.

[Jack Package @PackageJacks]

@higglesbaum Bring an extra mag.
- J. Package

[Jack Package @PackageJacks]

@RobbyBerger @BrillDumbShow @JJWatt Joey d and @BeardownCuz have the some of the best laughs you will ever hear. You’re a lucky man bob

[Jack Package @PackageJacks]

@Billyg320 @DadTexts2 @CheapSeats411 Rookie move Billy G. The Freddie’s in Westmont off 63rd is permanently closed. The local franchiser went Belly up. the Naperville location also closed after six months.

[Jack Package @PackageJacks]

Pike (not real) for reference

[Jack Package @PackageJacks]

The northern pike isn’t just another fish—it’s an apex ambush predator. With razor teeth and bursts of speed up to 10 mph, it keeps freshwater ecosystems in balance.

[Al Bundy @DadTexts2]

Tappy go lucky

[Jack Package @PackageJacks]

Just ordered a BBQ chicken pizza at 10:30am. Can we please have a day?

[Jack Package @PackageJacks]

Someone stop me @DadTexts2

[Jack Package @PackageJacks]

Gonna drink about 39 beers tonight, anyone got a problem?

[Jack Package @PackageJacks]

@DadTexts2 My jokes have run dry for now, I haven’t been able to get baked for the last 2 weeks. But stay tuned

[Jack Package @PackageJacks]

Some asshole at the PGA Superstore just asked me what my handicap was.. how the fuck did he know I was autistic?