@MaidsAndBlades โUghโฆ! You freakinโ bitch! I ought to call tentacles on you! You got all this dust on my wings, and my clothes, bleck-!!โ
She throws a huge temper tantrum, but sheโs totally impotent while sheโs snagged by the wings.
@MaidsAndBlades โOh ha ha! Very funny, why donโt you goโ bwah, pweh, bleckโฆ!โ
Her retort is interrupted by dust and the stink of rubbers getting swept up at her, making her flounder on the dustpan.
@BURNINGT3MPER this girl will take care of it for her, or sheโs going to go get herself captured (and, given her current lack of clothes, violated). Both results would be equally hilarious to her.
โBet you can get some new clothes if nothinโ else.~โ
@BURNINGT3MPER she points ahead towards the vestigial traces of settlement.
In reality, itโs just a group of human wastrels - brigands and the like - whoโve been camping out here for a while. The Seelie Court told Dew to take care of it, but her wicked little brain had figured that either
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@BURNINGT3MPER She did enjoy seeing his girl squirm a bit. She could use the experience, Dew tells herself.
โBeg me nicely and maybe Iโll remember a spell thatโll save your sorry ass. Oh, I should get a look there on you too, huh?โ
She flutters around the noble girl, grinning at her.
@BURNINGT3MPER โUh huh. As if I control the weather! You rich humans complain too much!โ She grumbled as well, but in the end she canโt stop herself from casting another glance.
Dew wasnโt kiddingโฆ she really did think that was a hot body.
โBest I can do is a fire.โ
@BURNINGT3MPER Dew wouldnโt admit it out loud, but inside, she was once again furious for only being a few inches tallโฆ this royal girl was a pain in the neck, but damn, she really was a good looking girl.
โCโmon then,โ she says with a tremor in her voice from her hot and bothered feelings.
@BURNINGT3MPER โGive them back?! I didnโt take them! Thatโs your problem now!โ
Dew makes sure sheโs already fluttering her way out of armโs length as she says that.
โEh, besides. Itโs a forest. Nobodyโs gonna see you. Well, I can see you. Nice bod!โ She snickers, already back to the japesโฆ
@BURNINGT3MPER โUlckโ holy fey, okay okay!โ Her tune changes quickly when squeezed, sheโd thrash around even more if she had any wiggle room to do it.
โJust chill out, you freaky naked lady..! I already said Iโll help, you know we canโt lieโฆ!โ
โฆ Dew is having some trouble with eye contact.
@BURNINGT3MPER She plays up her helplessness with melodramatic actingโฆ but she is actually a little scared. Sheโs not exactly resistant to being crushed here.
@BURNINGT3MPER Dew seriously questioned this girls spatial awarenessโฆ or even worse, maybe sheโs too used to being nudeโฆ the little fairy wasnโt going to think about it, she had more pressing issues.
โBwah, Iโm just a wittle fairyโฆ let me go pweeeasse, I promise Iโll let you through!โ
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@BURNINGT3MPER โHey, not my fault youโ guwhoahโ!โ
Dew was completely off guard from all her laughing and mocking, so she was easy pickings to get grabbed. Sheโs small enough to grab even in just one hand, and she canโt do more than wriggle and wail about it.
โH- hey, come onโฆ it was a prank!โ
@BURNINGT3MPER Dew finds her obliviousness even more hilarious, laughing so much she even snorts trying to catch her breath.
โGuaahaโ hahah, ssnrrrk haah, aah..! Gods, is that what you wanna ask? Donโt you even feel drafty?!โ
She points, covering her mouth with her other hand.
@BURNINGT3MPER Luckily, it was just a prank spell. The explosion wasnโt harmful besides blowing soot everywhere.
Even so, Dew is cackling like crazy over it, barely able to stay afloat in the air as sheโs doubled over in laughter.