Kayla Shanda

artist / crazy cat lady / dog mom / she/her

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

@AskTarget Been trying for YEARS to get a new debit card. Not allowed to reapply. But can’t log in and change the info, cuz the card I have expired in 23. Never was sent a new one cuz that bank account hasn’t existed since 2022. I DO NOT want to call. Just cancel the damn account

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

@AskPayPal I’m trying to log in to my account, but I’ve forgotten my password. When I try to change it, I keep getting a message that there’s a problem on your end. Is that function down right now?

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

Well, Twitter has officially gone to hell in a hand basket. Don’t think I’ll bother trying to get back on it more now.

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

I’d sell my soul for a bottle of Prilosec. 🔥🔥🔥😩

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

Watching Black Sheep Squadron with my dad and did a double take when I recognized @GeorgeTakei’s voice. 😅

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

Trust someone from Wisconsin to inform @DomsWildThings and @BillyBoydActor of the passive-aggressive side of “Minnesota Nice.” 🤣🤣🤣💀 I’ve never felt so called out! #thefriendshiponion

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

I can’t even explain why, but learning that @elijahwood was born in Iowa just makes perfect sense.

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

I miss when Etsy was just small businesses and not the slightly better version of Wish.. 🫤

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

@WellsFargo hey, Wells Fargo, can someone help me with an overdraft fee on a transaction I’m getting a refund for?? It won’t let me dispute the transaction because it was through PayPal, I guess??

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

Is the plural of Bigfoot “Bigfeet”?

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

JFC. Laying in bed, in the dark, trying to fall asleep. Only to jump out of my skin from a loud noise at the foot of my bed. 😱

Morti farted. 😐 My obit would’ve read “scared to death by snake farts.” 🐍💨

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

To the random dude in Walmart this afternoon who felt compelled to inform me, “you have short hair. And you’re a girl.” Know that I’m still laughing at you.

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

@GageShields8 *put a cast on

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

I still can’t believe the people at Disney haven’t realized they could make MORE money by releasing things like their Marvel and Star Wars content on blu-ray and dvd. Not everyone can and will sign up for Disney+, but we would buy physical copies!

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

@GageShields8 Mine was excruciating, yes. My dr actually but a cast on my arm twice over the course of 6 months to try and force it to rest and heal.

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

@GageShields8 Yes, mine was tendinosis from repetitive motions. It got better when I quick cashiering, but that arm is still weaker than my other and it can flair up if I move it too much again.

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

When TikTok makes a filter that just further proves you’re @gblagden’s doppelgänger. 😂😂

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

Does anyone else find it incredibly difficult to sleep when there’s a storm on the way?

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

Imma just throw this out there: Mads Mikkelsen would’ve made a better choice for Grindelwald to begin with.

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

@hurrihottie YES! I love watching both. Paranormal to laugh at, and Strange Evidence for the scientific breakdown. And the occasional video where even they’re like “uh, we got nothing!” 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kayla Shanda @PadawanGirl]

This “paranormal” video always makes me laugh. How many ghosts you know that cast a shadow? 🤣🤣🤣 also they discuss “no one” reacting to it as they show the security guards turning to look at the person who just ran past them. 🙄🙄🙄 #ParanormalCaughtOnCamera