Mike W

I'm a kayaker. I used to race. I paddled other stuff too. Canoes, kayaks, outriggers, dragonboats. I don't cycle for fun. London based SEO.

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@MalHay Read.

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@YorkshireTea I started drinking Yorkshire Tea Decaf and now I can read my girlfriend's mind.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Not wearing a poppy? Not very patriotic.

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@davesumnersmith @UKLabour @LibDems Hopefully zero. I'd rather have MPs who are true to their principles and loyal to this country.

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@trussliz As Conservatives why haven't you gotten out of this then? You cannot be trusted.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Try living here. Try living next to one of the main roads into and out of London. The ones that do will benefit the most.

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@Councillorsuzie You won't though. Just like Shaun Bailey you can promise everything with no intention of ever delivering. You're just another lying Tory.

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@mrdanwalker His main source of income is as a GB News presenter, being an MP is his part-time job now. This is one of the many reasons there is so much dislike for this oxygen thief who shows such disdain for anyone who doesn't vote Tory.

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@GBNEWS @TiceRichard @danwootton If Sadiq Khan is all those things then give him his own show. You love that kind of thing.

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@s8n The kettle.

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@carolvorders JVT is a scientist, not a politician. Why shouldn't a scientist join a science firm as a consultant, especially as his field of expertise is virus transmission?

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@GMB What would be the point?

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@grantshapps Who is authoring the Tory policies and how much are they "donating" to you?

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@JamesCleverly @Conservatives You'll say anything just to get people's votes. Shaun Bailey tried that tactic and everyone saw right through him.

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@Conservatives If it was possible why haven't you done it already?

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@caitlinmoran Charlie Corrie.

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@BritishCanoeing Well done Scott!