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Paddock Violation Report: Citation given to Stefano Domenicali for suggesting George Lucas is the Delphic Oracle on what fans want to see when watching #F1 and breaking rule 4.21, Insinuating new fans are dumb and don't understand battery graphics. #Formula1

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Paddock Violation report: Citation given to track painters for painting white lines in wrong places causing ludicrous amount of penalties. Reg: 12.4.6 “white lines should be painted in plain sight and without prejudice to steward consistency” #f1 #AustriaGP

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Paddock Violation Report: all teams, except McLaren, cited for violating paddock rule 6.7.2-“Teams, with race strategists, shall not fail to manage qualifying properly and bring sport into disrepute by looking rather silly”

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PVR: Citation served to Max Verstappen for breaching paddock regulation 34.2: use of old canard- “anyone can win in that dominant car”-can only be used regarding Schumacher or Vettel. Cannot be used for Hamilton. #F1

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Paddock Violation Report: Citation served to driver Romain Grosjean for breaching paddock regulation 7.23 “no Haas F1 team member shall us F-word when Netflix camera is not present” #FrenchGP #F1

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PVR: Mercedes cited for violating paddock regulation 9.2(a): “teams must not patronize fans by feigning concern over Ferrari’s pace every weekend, via sandbagging, while dominating the series”. #AzerbaijanGP #f1

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Paddock Violation Report: Renault cited for breaking paddock code 52.1: “team must not use turn 1 run-off area as parking lot for their cars or their cars will be towed at owners expense”. #BahrainGP #F1

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Paddock Violation Report: #33 (Verstappen) cited for breaching Paddock law 1998.SPA; “drivers may no longer use Schumacher conflict resolution process for solving on-track incidents “. #f1 #BrazilGP

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Paddock Violation Report: Citation served to ESPN for breaking Paddock Code 62.2 “Broadcast media will not cut away from any interview with Lewis Hamilton and are required to hang in his every word” #USGP #F1

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Paddock Violation Report: citation given to Ferrari for breaching code 52.2.1: “team may not take sponsor tag lines literally and sprout wings, keep walking or Winnow away their season through tactical or driving errors” #JapaneseGP #F1

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PVR: Mercedes cited for breaking paddock law 5.2002: aka- “evil Ferrari” rule. “No team may deploy team orders to their advantage while continuing to accuse Ferrari of cheapening the sport for using team orders”. #RussianGP #F1

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Paddock Violation Report: Sauber cited for breaching article 14.2: “any team employing Marcus Ericsson will not Eff with the Swede” #f1 #RussianGP

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PVR: PPD isssued verbal warning to Mercedes driver Lewis Hamilton for potential use of “magic” in securing pole position for #SingaporeGP Driver reminded that no magic may be used, including Horcruxes and Amortentia, in #F1

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Paddock Violation Report: citation given to Ferrari for breaching Paddock code 92.3 (Kimi clause) in 2019 season: “team that employs K. Raikkonen must always provide gloves and steering wheel for all races”. #f1 #KimiRaikkonen

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PVR: citation for Lewis Hamilton for breaching Paddock Code 32.4: “Illegal use of MGU-H by converting negative energy into positive energy beyond allowed D-Rate parameters” court date postponed due to “personal commitments” #f1 #ItalianGP

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Paddock Violation Report: citation for Robert Kubica for breaking paddock code 123.2: “impersonating a team owner to gain illegal access to driver negotiation meetings as well as executive lunch menu items” #f1 #ItalianGP

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PVR: citation to FIA for knowingly breaching paddock code 76.3: “willingly extending DRS zones to increase impact rendering passing pointless” #f1 #ItalianGP

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Paddock Violation Report: Ferrari cited for breaching #BelgianGP code 1.3: “team must fuel car appropriately for famously changeable conditions at Spa in order to complete additional qualifying laps on long circuit if needed”. #F1

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Paddock Violation Report: Lawrence Stroll given citation for breaking code 17.3.2: “New team owners must make every attempt at purchasing Fernando Alonso for their son” #f1 #PPD

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PPD Blotter Report: PPD responded to call in Milton Keynes where they were presented with gift in a non-obligatory or perceived bribery action by Red Bull Racing therefore not breaching code 123.3: “teams shall not bribe PPD with donuts.” #f1