Paddy Deets

34, gay, analytical chemist, living in San Francisco, CA

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Are they allowed to do sonic booms over populated areas?

I swear I just heard three sonic booms in the last 10 minutes over San Francisco.

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Has anyone seen Keri Russel and Jennifer Morrison in the same room at the same time?

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There’s a Spanish song about a lobo en Paris that sounds incredibly like ground control to major tom when it first starts
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“Im re for a good time not a long time”

I say…. As I’m about to turn 36 and have a retirement savings plan
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We’re all born naked and the rest is drag

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My first earthquake in San Francisco!!!
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We should put some NIH money aside to study why drag kings always seem to start with the emo/alternative butt rock look.

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What radicalized me?

The Doctors Wife episode of Dr Who.

“Are all people like this? So much bigger on the inside?”

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3 gays singing “ironic” by alanis morisitte after a beach day?

Florals? For spring?

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Maybe next I’ll date someone with a nipple piercing.

We’ll find out the truth. Does it just make them taste like metal or not

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@DojaCat in the Arianna grande 34+35 video

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silky burn this wig baby

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I took a short survey at work to find my ultimate commuting playlist 2026…
David guetta, HUNTRX, TSwift, Dua Lipa?

They clocked me as a faggot as soon as I walked in the door. 😅😅😅

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Me to Jonathan: Do you remember vine?

Jonathan:

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I’m not losing weight to be healthier
I’m not even losing weight to look better naked.
I’m losing weight so I can squeeze through these damn crowds easier.
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Do none of you have jobs? It’s a school night for god’s sake.

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The less they pronounce the E in coyote, the further into the country you are

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“The dirtbaggiest enby butch girl”

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Do mine eyes deceive me?!?!

Is that an Asian Edgar?

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Secure your wig sis, tinashe is coming

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Cytokine storm sounds more like a DnD wizard move than an allergy response