Paddy Linton

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[Monkey Barrel Comedy @BarrelComedy]

✨ TONIGHT ✨

Darren Connell and The Funny Bunch showcases the best comedians in Scotland as well as fantastic new acts!

Featuring: @jayjaylaffs, @JuliaSutherland, @DeanTBeirne, @PaddyLinton & @DarrenConnell87.

🎟️ https://t.co/n94pIXht9G https://t.co/5J8kCM41FS

[Paddy Linton @PaddyLinton]

Mason Greenwood is away to Getafe. It’s a step up from Get-Aff-Me a suppose

[Paddy Linton @PaddyLinton]

#tweetthemedia

[ʀ⎊ᴜ ʀᴇʏɴ⎊ @RouReynolds]

this weather is insane 🥾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿☀️

[Paddy Linton @PaddyLinton]

Expected Will Smith to throw a punch and no an open handed slap, but then a remembered that paper beats rock

[Andi @AndiMcLellan]

10 years since Janine was about as Jewish as a bacon sandwich. #EastEnders

[Paddy Linton @PaddyLinton]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/SLZ1l3E4rW

[John Hartson @JohnHartson10]

That penalty 😂😂😂😂

[Paddy Linton @PaddyLinton]

@Ciara87C @RonaMacNicol

[Paddy Linton @PaddyLinton]

Sunshine on beef ☀️ @ Panang https://t.co/bqKAPsOfHJ

[Paddy Linton @PaddyLinton]

There is a sliver lining to the "rule of six". It's a great opportunity to boost Paul out of S Club 7

[Paddy Linton @PaddyLinton]

Just posted a photo @ Berlin, Germany https://t.co/fONOFP4d2Y

[Paddy Linton @PaddyLinton]

Spent a wonderful afternoon chatting with this babe in Manny P @ Mansfield Park Gallery https://t.co/OOQkHMCwvy

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.

[Paddy Linton @PaddyLinton]

@K9kev NaeWonder Woman

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

The railways should be publicly owned and fares cut.

#railfares

[Paddy Linton @PaddyLinton]

Go on lads. Just stick on a wee 1.6%. DESPITE the global recession. DESPITE the key workers who'll likely need to use the service if we have a 2nd wave of the Rona. DESPITE the fact that rail fairs are already too fucking high. Go on lads.

#railfares

https://t.co/5VxOMpU8EV

[Paddy Linton @PaddyLinton]

@MrHennigan hi mate, big fan, i was about to burst onto the comedy scene before covid. Any tips for someone as young and supple as me? What to watch out for etc.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘malversation’ (16th century). Simply put, it means ‘corruption in public office’.

[Paddy Linton @PaddyLinton]

This is the graveyard on Provanmill Road in blackhill. Somewhere, behind that envelope of trees. Around 18 years ago. We buried a junkie that tore his own life apart with heroin. That was my dad, Daniel Linton.

He… https://t.co/TQetYqifsq