Patrick Pinto

Once played ping-pong in Ding Dang

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[describing criminal to sketch artist]
He has the chin of a retired scaffolder. His shins smelled like burnt baguettes.

[Richard Hammond @RichardHammond]

I am beyond proud.

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

I feel like I've been clicking this every day for like a year now

[Patrick Pinto @PaddyPinto93]

When all you want in life is a Mcflurry and they don't have ice cream.

[Patrick Pinto @PaddyPinto93]

I will not read your meter long captions on Instagram, White Girls..

[Patrick Pinto @PaddyPinto93]

My face smells like an old wooden bar

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

People of Johannesburg. Let's be clear; this is not even close to cold.

[Patrick Pinto @PaddyPinto93]

I might seem alright, but deep down, inside my shoe.. My sock is sliding down

[Patrick Pinto @PaddyPinto93]

Hazards are for when there is a hazard in the road, not for when you want to momentarily become one

[Patrick Pinto @PaddyPinto93]

No offense but you are a stupid asshole - Ron Burgundy

[Cool Old School @CoolOldSchool]

Chillin' out on the way to Woodstock

[Patrick Pinto @PaddyPinto93]

Johnnie Walker Gentlemans Wager