Murphy-Thing

not so small, pale, furry. Murphy-Thing. That is all.
Following in the pawprints of Paddy-Pogle.

[Murphy-Thing @PaddyPogle]

@AnnieBruton Barti rum!

[Murphy-Thing @PaddyPogle]

@MawsonGSP #outrageous

[Murphy-Thing @PaddyPogle]

@stephyhulf @theAliceRoberts Ouchy!

[Murphy-Thing @PaddyPogle]

@MawsonGSP *packs up preshous gravy bones*
*sends to Mawsy, Downunderland*
With you #inajiffy

[Murphy-Thing @PaddyPogle]

@thebowlerhatman They look like pasties!

[Protect the Wild @ProtectTheWild_]

We might be unpopular for saying this but we don’t care.

We loathe the use of fireworks, they frighten animals and disturb wildlife and for what?!

They’re utterly pointless! Do you agree?

[Murphy-Thing @PaddyPogle]

@MawsonGSP So rude!

[Murphy-Thing @PaddyPogle]

@NewForestDog Aw, good ol' Newfs. There a piccy of the nactual Paddy Pogle there too. Herself all misty eyed.

[Murphy-Thing @PaddyPogle]

@h_hunterhaynes *snores*

[Murphy-Thing @PaddyPogle]

I got it! I got it! I had to race round an' round an' up an' down but 'ventually trapped it in me very own kitchen! #TheNour
Nunfortunately I forgot to tell Herself an' she got up at 5 am. She *Not Amused Murphy*

[Murphy-Thing @PaddyPogle]

@kathy_farnboro Aw! I been awake all night an' then jus' when I droppin' off Herself shriek 'uppitty ups Murphy, move yourself'. I try to tell Her it only 5am.....

[Prof Alice Roberts💙 @theAliceRoberts]

Twitter, I’m losing followers hand over fist. Still just about hanging on in here - please help me find my old followers - if they’re still here - if you can, by RTing.

[Murphy-Thing @PaddyPogle]

@anniemaria987 I askin' meself the the question! *taps paw impawtiently*

[Murphy-Thing @PaddyPogle]

@stephyhulf That sound mos' sensible! I jus' haff to wait. An' wait....

[Murphy-Thing @PaddyPogle]

@NewForestDog Oh it all ready Mrs HI. I right on top of things this year

*turns over in bed and continues snoring *

[Murphy-Thing @PaddyPogle]

@AndiWheeler2016 Xackly! Herself a lert already *falls over at own wit*

[Murphy-Thing @PaddyPogle]

My prepawations continue.... #TheNour