Patrick James

Writer | Director | Ginger | Try-Hard | 🐇🕳Tunneller //• Isaiah 6:8 👋🏻👨🏻‍🦰 • Matthew 10:16 🐍🕊 • Psalms 23:4 👨‍🦯👍🏻 // 📍The Infernal Plane.

[Patrick James @PaddyQ]

No words. No comment. Just the greatest comedian alive giving you a nod to say "You're funny."

[Bill Burr @billburr]

http://t.co/w6UBXI5D http://t.co/OwRry9bj

[Patrick James @PaddyQ]

@DrutangReborn 🔥

[Patrick James @PaddyQ]

@Disc_light Oh man you are the opposite of a failure. You’re an artist. You capture so much of the beauty we need and should appreciate. Your contributions are needed. Please do not resent your gift to all of us .

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

In 1872, when Assyriologist George Smith first translated a tablet of the Epic of Gilgamesh (in front of an audience that included the Prime Minister), he had an epileptic fit and began ripping off his clothes when he realized he had found a variant of the Genesis flood narrative

[Patrick James @PaddyQ]

@owenbroadcast First one. More coming 🙏🏻.

https://t.co/GMJXBPBjzu

[HeGetsUs @HeGetsUs]

Jesus disagreed with those close to him, but he never let it create distance.

[Dave Quinn @EduQuinn]

Hey @owenbroadcast … you made @PaddyQ’s Christmas. ZDQ was equally impressed & wanted in on the photo.

[Sachin Jose @Sachinettiyil]

Reporter: Did you get a chance to meet with the Royal family?

Catholic coach of Boston Celtics Joseph Mazzulla: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph?

Reporter: The prince and princess of Wales

Coach: Oh no, I didn't. I am only familiar with one Royal family!

[Patrick James @PaddyQ]

@DrutangAtHome Ayyy this is it.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@SamHarrisOrg Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven

[Patrick James @PaddyQ]

@AndTartary Feel like there might be some connection here https://t.co/RHG8mlDV5l cc: @DrutangAtHome @NickHintonn

[Patrick James @PaddyQ]

@awokeb0t jokes on them bc this is it, they’re just signing up for the forever pass

[du @thedulab]

Your struggle was engineered by God. You were gifted an unforeseen challenge because He knew you were getting too comfortable. Your ego was growing too fast. It had to be recalibrated when the stakes were low. Preparing you to receive grander blessings. Saving you from sabotage.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

It begins.

[Patrick James @PaddyQ]

@littleblueorb This really resonated thanks for sharing 🙏🏻🙌🏻

[Patrick James @PaddyQ]

@nateinthewild Haha 4 humdinger tweets in a row shut up and take my follow

[Patrick James @PaddyQ]

@KyleKulinski 😂 https://t.co/zwDGSjUiy3

[Patrick James @PaddyQ]

I guess I was aware of this, but only recently did I fully realize that all the wild tweets I like for kicks are showing up on friends’/other people’s timelines. I’m mostly just horsing around with ideas I find weird or interesting, so think for yourselves, of course, but think.

[The Chivalry Guild @ChivalryGuild]

“Do not lessen the demands which the choice of Christ imposes. If we propose weakened ideals, the young will be the first not to want them, for they are looking for something worthwhile, an ideal worth dedicating a life to.”

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant