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[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

My kid came home from school yesterday and told me his class is supposed to dress up as Elvis for morning assembly. I told him I think he means elves. He disagreed. I can’t wait to hear how his day went when ‘The King’ returns home.

[paige. @Padgeface_]

My first tweet since 2021 and felt this was appt:

IM GETTING MARRIED TODAY 🤯😍

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

PLEASE DON’T WEAR THONGS IN OUR STORES

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

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[Specsavers @Specsavers]

Day in the life of a Brit during a #heatwave...

7am: Wake up sweating
8am: Read how Brighton is hotter than Benidorm
8:30am: Try find your shades
12pm: Complain it's 'too hot'
6pm: Have picky bits for dinner
10pm: Try a cold shower to cool down
11pm: Go to bed sweating anyway

[paige. @Padgeface_]

@JesuisChancy Air hostess I believe!

[paige. @Padgeface_]

@jp96___ Omg I couldn’t agree more! I don’t know how I survived so long without one!

[paige. @Padgeface_]

@tiahallas I can’t believe he’s gonna be 4!!! School next year 😩😩

[paige. @Padgeface_]

@Courtney941x @pranto8060 @InstagramComms Haha same! Or I thought my Instagram was blocked or something 😂

[paige. @Padgeface_]

@lucy_atkins @LSTDBristol That is terrible @LSTDBristol you should really look into this as that is serious abuse!!

[paige. @Padgeface_]

@Gloglo_xo Literally same!! 🥺🥺

[paige. @Padgeface_]

ITS COMING HOMEEEEE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[NUR @Getbusy2_]

Sterling down the wing #ENGGER #GERENG #EURO2020

[paige. @Padgeface_]

As much as I moan about the cats being annoying whilst I’m working from home - I will never get bored of looking down and seeing this

[paige. @Padgeface_]

@AldiUK More of those little kitty egg chairs I missed out last time 😩 don’t do it for me, do it for them 🙊

[paige. @Padgeface_]

@jp96___ Yeahhh you go glen co co!! Nah but seriously, good luck JP xx