Padma Achterop

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever

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The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life

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Pain happens when you care.

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I better marry rich or make myself rich because my taste is way too expensive for the amount of money that isn't in my bank account

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how much would surgery cost to remove my feelings

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I'm a failure as a sociopath. I'm just not very good at manipulating and taking advantage of people. I'm more of a so-sopath.

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If someone really loves you, they wouldn't let you slip away no matter how hard the situation is.

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my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

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Three decades of playing Tetris have apparently not improved our nation's ability to stow overhead luggage.

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Wake up each day determined, and go to bed satisfied. You're destined for greatness!

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My first marriage will be my ONLY marriage.

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I was at the beach and the lifeguard blew his whistle at me. Dude, I'm 40. I'm not listening to a teenager in a bathing suit.

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Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F. Kennedy

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Sometimes you have to leave the past in the past.

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A real friend shouldn't be forgotten just because you're in a "relationship".

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Perfectionism is self-abuse of the highest order. - Anne Wilson Schaef

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me everyday at any time to everyone ever: I'm so tired

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Life is a gift, and it offers us the privilege, opportunity, and responsibility to give something back by becoming more. - Anthony Robbins

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Be with someone who can make you laugh when you don't even feel like smiling.

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Want to exercise but don't want to go out into the rain and cold? Try skip roping!

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It'd be nice to get a "hey I'd fuck you" every once in a while