Matt’s Sports Burner

The sports burner account of an (almost always) miserable Padres and Chargers fan in America’s Finest City

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That Petco AI commercial is gross

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So. Slow.

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Father’s Day is coming. Don’t forget to get your Dad some Fernando Tatis Jr. socks.

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Nando heating up 🔥

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FERNANDO TATIS JR. WALK-OFF HOME RUN 😤

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Fun moment for an awesome @KCAlfredPhoto shot at the @SDFair Photo Show Reception tonight 👏📸🏌🏻‍♂️

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@Padres Wait, does that really say 3 for 20 with Runners in Scoring Position?!?! 🫪🫪🫪 Absolutely no clutch.

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Awful, ugly AB by Bowen. Striking out looking on middle middle…straight to jail.

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Padres hopes of winning this game are on France, Bowen, and Taylor. And yet somehow I feel better about that than if it was Merrill, Machado, and Sheets.

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Reds bullpen is supposed to be struggling btw

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LFG Taylor!!!

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The Reds and Padres are 3 for 23 tonight with runners in scoring position. Just pure ass from both sides.

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I hate baseball

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How many times did Taylor strike out there? Swing the bat you bum.

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Bowen, Taylor, Fermin…all put up great at bats.

Tatis….watches a hanger middle in go by and then grounds out. Such a buzzkill.

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Bases loaded. No outs. Top of order.
Tatis….Pop Out.
Merrill….Ground ball. Force out at home.
France…Ground ball to short.

No situational hitting whatsoever.

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Just keep bunting. You scrubs can’t hit.

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Good for Fermin. His first homer of the season was a big one.

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Props to all 42,159 of you who are still going out to Petco Park. I’m watching on Padres TV, but this team isn’t getting a dime from me again until they start playing like they want to be there. They all look miserable right now. Just going through the motions.

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@Padres It’s almost like hiring a coach with no coaching experience and a hitting coach with no hitting coach experience was a bad idea…

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Phillies own the Padres