Paddy Magee

“curious, how very curious” - Garrick Olivander. Still figuring this twitter out..

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Well, to be honest with you I am fed up of not winning the lottery.

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It took me a minute to bond with @Adele 30 but “oh my god” just gives me that zen.

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Anal - you might get the shits but you won’t have the kids

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What do you do if a cat gets stuck in a Pringles tube?

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Does eating edible glitter make your pee or poop sparkly?

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Words you don’t hear often anymore volume xii: “oblong”

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Best thing about Father’s Day is people posting photos of their dads and seeing who’s got a hot daddy

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“I don’t like drinking on a full stomach” - Audrey Roberts 2021 ICON

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If you ever watch a video that says if you drop an egg in a frying pan the shell cracks perfectly in half. It’s a lie

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It always makes my day when @LadyM_McManus comes on my shuffle

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Note if you google underwear to check the spelling undergarments is Siri’s suggestion. A much better word, prey tell does one agree?

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The obvious decision was that I wasn’t getting dressed today. But I did put underwear on.

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Daytime game shows talk about edging far too much

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Me and Winnie are like Dorothy and Toto on our way to Oz in this wind

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How much do the chasers get paid?

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There is no better rivalry than Eileen Grimshaw and Gail Platt (currently Rodwell)

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Isn’t tainted a funny word

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Words that are difficult to spell vol 17: quarter. That sneaky R

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I’ve put on so much weight and grown a beard that I feel like Scott Calvin in his transformation into Santa Claus

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Never take me to a corn maze

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