paddy vanson

Charlatan wannabe adored like TDOAK monkey see monkey do! Adidas👟are my weakness,every pair has its price to pay🤫when life throws you🍋🍋🍋suck em Wiv tequila

[paddy vanson @Padsvan]

Wise words, 👏✊

[paddy vanson @Padsvan]

@genetimix @KenCaptn20114 😂 did you got ya genes mixed up before or after ya jab 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

The reason we think dandelions are weeds is because of a 1950s marketing campaign.

Dandelions, native to Europe and Asia, were brought to North America in the 1600s by European colonists who grew them deliberately.

Every part is edible. The leaves are a salad green, the flowers were made into wine, and the roots were roasted as a coffee substitute and used medicinally for liver and kidney conditions for thousands of years. They were a kitchen-garden staple well into the 1800s.

The shift happened after World War II, when 2,4-D (originally developed for chemical warfare research) was approved as a residential herbicide. Companies like Scotts built the modern lawn-care industry around the idea that a perfect green lawn meant zero broadleaf plants.

Dandelions, being bright yellow and resistant to mowing, became a visible enemy, and the campaign worked. By the 1970s, "dandelion-free" was synonymous with "well-kept."

They aren't native, but they aren't doing significant ecological harm either. The herbicides used to kill them, on the other hand, kill bees, contaminate groundwater, and have been linked to non-Hodgkin lymphoma in humans.

If you hate dandelions, it's most likely due to a marketing campaign that ran before you were born.

[paddy vanson @Padsvan]

@revivalryband @miabcleethorpes Ah man , wounded we can’t make this as off to @beardedtheory 2moro & up for owt cherry based 😋
Njoi guys & have a fab birthday Josh 🥳🤟🍻hope ya heads aint spinning too much after 😜😂

[paddy vanson @Padsvan]

@Skinwalker5110 @katelallyx Wasn’t that more ,, you liked Coldplay or Chris Martin

[paddy vanson @Padsvan]

One more sleep 🙌 then we off
Canna wait to bounce higher than ever with , let’s get tha knees up 🦵🏼☝️☝️
@Reverend_Makers always our No1
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@beardedtheory always our first of the summer 🙌

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[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

🚨 RESPECT ORDERS - You don’t need to break the law to be criminalised in Britain. You just need to annoy the wrong person.

The government is pushing through something called a Respect Order, part of the new Crime and Policing Bill now moving through Parliament.

Respect Orders are civil, not criminal, so they don’t require a jury or criminal standard of proof. Just someone saying you’re causing a nuisance, even online!

If someone complains, that you're too loud, too disruptive, too opinionated, you can be banned from:
▪️Posting on social media
▪️Attending a protest
▪️Speaking in a public place
▪️Even entering certain areas

All without ever being charged with a crime. And if you break the order?
well … that’s a crime. You could be fined, arrested, or jailed for up to two years.

It’s pre-crime policing and It’s about control, not safety. It’s a ban on dissent.

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

Farmers have figured out that the cheapest pesticide is a strip of flowers.

When you plant wildflowers through a crop field, not just around the edge but in strips running through the middle, you get ladybugs, lacewings, hoverflies, and parasitic wasps living in the field instead of visiting it.

They eat the aphids, the caterpillars, and the mites for free, all summer long.

In controlled trials, fields with tailored flower strips had leaf-beetle numbers 40 to 50% lower and crop damage cut by around 60%, enough to drop below the threshold where spraying was even considered worth it.

The flowers attract a standing army to our fields.

We spent decades engineering chemicals to kill the insects eating the crop, when the insects that eat those insects would have worked for the price of seed.

[paddy vanson @Padsvan]

@liamgallagher Fancies the challenge in lower leagues I’d say ,, mayb see ya round the shire grounds sometime , @LincolnCity_FC ,, @bostonunited 🤗

[paddy vanson @Padsvan]

@amit_karche @SamaHoole Possibly bit excessive, was always warned about getting egg bound
Whatever that meant 🤷🏻‍♂️🤓lol

[paddy vanson @Padsvan]

@TaylorMod Some tasty clobber in that range for sure
What jeans ya wearing Ben ?

[paddy vanson @Padsvan]

@TaylorMod Both looking trick👌 ( as thieves 😉😎)

[healthbot @thehealthb0t]

Robert F. Kennedy Jr: “If you look at the Pfizer vaccine studies, the people who got the vaccine had a 23 percent HIGHER death rate from all causes.”

Bill Maher: “But that could be the disease itself…”

RFK Jr.: “Then the vaccine doesn’t work, does it?”

If a vaccine doesn’t reduce overall deaths, it failed.
If deaths go up, it’s not protection. It’s harm.

They censored doctors.
They buried data.
They bullied the public.

[paddy vanson @Padsvan]

@officialcharts @Reverend_Makers Massive achievement, took another legend called John 🐬🍋 a while to land his first one 😉the future looks bright 😎 buzzing for you all 👊

[paddy vanson @Padsvan]

@glennisgod Mine was Famous Grouse at 14 🤮
Never ever again , just a whiff is enough ever since 🤢

[paddy vanson @Padsvan]

@themonk1967 👏🙌😂

[paddy vanson @Padsvan]

Finding out #isthishowhappinessfeels from @Reverend_Makers got No1 in the album charts Friday 🙌🕺🏻💃🏼

[TheMonk88 @themonk1967]

Friday innit 😎

[paddy vanson @Padsvan]

@cricket_Stats05 Looks like Phish n Chips for views 😉
Brilliant effort 🫶🙌👏

[paddy vanson @Padsvan]

@SamaHoole mayb testing/using atomic, nuclear all manner of those weapons in seas (temperature) , launching rockets etc penetrating ozone /layer in the name of deterrents/defence are doing a tad more damage than the planets livestock do , could be wrong 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[paddy vanson @Padsvan]

@GrahamSpiers “Well,,with the greatest respect … who cares” pure gold
Plus zee Germans reactions/faces timeless 👌