Brett Paesel

Brett Paesel is a funny writer most of the time. The rest of the time she's a mom and a somewhat amusing friend.

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Grief makes you dangerous.

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Bob Odenkirk is one of the most purely creative people I have ever known. No bad idea is ever wasted. So basically, he just got a shit ton of new material. I am hugely relieved to hear that he is stable. Rest up, my friend. We're expecting big things. #BobOdenkirk #MrShow

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Murphy and I are seeing Pat sing tonight. Join us at 8pm at The Bourbon Room.

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My book, EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE, will be on sale at $6.99 from 6/14 to 7/4, at all e-tailors. Download the book Bob Odenkirk called, “wonderfully entertaining storytelling” and Lori Gottlieb said, captures “the complexity of modern life.”

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@TowneSpencer Some older people do. That's true. Some are also grateful that you know so much that you can show us how it's done!

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@AndreaGoyan Wow. That's great!

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@TowneSpencer I never say the pledge. Even when I was a substitute teacher, I'd have a student lead it.

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I just published Cancelling my Thanksgiving https://t.co/qBcxY6o51r

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My son is wise.

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Real men kiss their sons. #JoeAndHunterBiden

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The Lord smote The Dark Lord’s revenant. This is Third Testament shite. #biblical #StephenMiller #StephenMillerHasCovid

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@TowneSpencer Sorry about that. Should have gone with Reginald.

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It's getting biblical. Fires. Earthquake. Death of a spiritual leader. #RBG

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@TowneSpencer I completely agree. Dad and I go around and around about this. If there is no constitutional remedy for this mess, than the constitution is fundamentally flawed.

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Some evenings, I try on clothes from my closet and walk around my bedroom experimenting with different accessories. The only thing that's remarkable about this is that I never was that person. #Pandemicchangesawoman

[Adam Epstein, ACE @eppyad]

Um, the outtakes from that @Nike spot are definitely something.

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RIP John Lewis. #Blacklivesmatter #Rubio #renamethepettusbridge #VotingRightsAct

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Isn't what's happening in Portland (the Federal government kidnapping unarmed citizens) exactly what pro-2nd amendment conservatives were worried about? Why are conservatives siding with governmental overreach and suppression? It doesn't make philosophical sense. #portland

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Apologize for this, @TuckerCarlson. Go on your show tonight and tell your audience of catheter-wearing racists what a shitbag you are. Be a man for ONCE in your coddled, soft, worthless, fancy-lad life.