Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle

I'm Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle. I'm chill & rad as fuck! *does kickflip while chugging a microbrew* I post nothing but nonsense. You've been forewarned! LMFAO!!!

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

Today is one of those days where you fart once & then you smell it the rest of the day. I checked my oil in the bathroom & all is clean. Must be some residual particles clinging to my nose hairs. LMFAO! #lingeringfarts #notrilhairs #pooparticles #farts #LMFAO #GnarlyJZussChrizzle

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

@Sgt_Baker420 Oh hell yeah!

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

Peanut butter & tart cherry jam... FTW!

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

Fucking shit. I've been awake since 6:30 a.m. Sunday. It is now 3:42 a.m. Monday. Why won't my fucking brain let me fucking sleep. This is shite! #sotired #thisisshite

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

This morning at work, someone confused my bald ass head for an orange balloon. I was walking through the building but some equipment was obstructing their view of my body & from the back, apparently looked like an orange balloon. They felt the need to tell me. LMFAO!

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

It take 2 wipes to know you need 3 wipes and it takes 3 wipes to know you only needed 2. LMFAO! #howmanywipes #poopybutt #2wipes #3wipes #LMFAO #GnarlyJZussChrizzle

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

@rainnwilson Yes.

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

I've been having a lot of music themed dreams lately. Last night I dreamt I was filming a music video where aliens visited me to ask me what my contribution to humanity was. I pulled out my guitar & started thrashing away. They all started headbanging, moshing & chugging beer.

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

@thegoodgodabove ☺

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

I had a dream last night where I was hired to play guitar for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. In the dream I had to stand behind my guitar amp on stage, I wasn't allowed to do meet & greets with fans & I was only allowed to eat KFC while on tour. I HATE KFC! LMFAO!

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

Today I installed a new garage door opener by myself. I am all that is man!

(Now on to replacing the garbage disposal under the sink. If I keep this up, I'll have unlimited power). LMFAO! #GnarlyJZussChrizzle #LMFAO

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

@thexybeatht 17

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

I was so ugly as a kid that my mom had me audition for a dog food commercial & I got the part. The saddest part is that the company went out of business immediately after the first commercial aired. They blamed me for going under... LMFAO! #GnarlyJZussChrizzle #LMFAO #dogfood

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

My dad just informed me that he keeps a piss jug in his work car & that the vehicle maintenance department at our work threw it away while the car was in the shop & he's pissed off he has to get a new piss jug. LMFAO! #pissjug #workcar #dadspissjug #GnarlyJZussChrizzle #LMFAO

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

@MeidasTouch @rockinrobray I would but I got the Johnson & Johnson because that's all I could get at the time. I'm hoping there's one developed for those of us who got the J&J vaccine in the near future but I won't hold my breathe. I'll continue masking and avoiding humanity as much as possible until then.

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

When I die, I want my family bury me then plant a walnut tree on top of me so people can eat my nuts forever. LMFAO! #eatmynuts #eatmynutsforever #GnarlyJZussChrizzle #LMFAO

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

Walking down the hallway at work to my office carrying a bottle of White Cherry Powerade, a guy walking behind me asks me if I'm carrying a bottle of cum. So I turn around & say "I don't know. Take a drink & find out!". He then told me I'm fucking disgusting & stormed off. LMFAO!

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

@ProjectLincoln DJ Diddles

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

@HeathenSassy My wife got the Pfizer shot and she developed a small rash on her arm at the injection spot, on her chest and shoulders and her left boob swelled from a C cup to a Double D for about a week. Other than that she felt fine.

[Gnarly J-Zuss Chrizzle @PaganJesus4]

@mindykaling