Pagan

The Louisiana Cat-Girl. The Cat Shaped Like A Girl. SCP-4619 (?). Katherine McCormic. Aspect of Love. Curious. (Created by @Seiginotora_TM)

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

Smoking is a terrible habit.

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

Oh.

That’s right, today is my birthday. Thank you.

[Jeanne d'Arc ⚜️ @TheSaintJeanne]

Be sure to wish @PaganLCG a happy 144th birthday to make sure she remembers even having one. ;)

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

We have expanded.

Pagan’s Pride Orphanage is now Omniversal. Wherever you are, whenever you are, there will be a place for all children who needs aid. If it comes to it, I will personally see to it that every child will be protected and rescued.

I promise.

They will be loved.

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

I do not like It.

[Jeanne d'Arc ⚜️ @TheSaintJeanne]

It’s chronopresent. Existing in every timeline up until its eventual death.

This would imply it is very aware of multiple timelines as well.

Its threat is not over. It may never be over.

Be wary.

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

1 percent power.

That’s not g

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

Oh. Here’s my phone.

It’s dusty.

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

@FirecrackerOfNC We shall speak later today. Discuss things.

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

@FirecrackerOfNC I have an orphanage.

We should talk.

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

To be fair I forgot too.

[Jeanne d'Arc ⚜️ @TheSaintJeanne]

Oh, my. With how busy my work schedule has become I completely forgot that @PaganLCG’s birthday was yesterday. I rarely do that.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PAGAN!!

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

Am I fighting wendigos again to protect humans?

#UntilDawn

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

New year.

All right.

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

I went to sleep after that post.

You still have a lot to learn about dinosaurs. Not everything is like in your Jurassic Park movies.

[Ariane Sophie Jones-Woods @Ariane_ANDW]

@PaganLCG Adequate??? But we bagged two dinos and got enough meat for months! And nary a bite out of either of us too!

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

Adequate.

[Ariane Sophie Jones-Woods @Ariane_ANDW]

"So, wasn't that a successful hunt? I thought that turned out pretty well." ^_^

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

what

[Freddie @Pickletonshire]

@Ariane_ANDW @PaganLCG Sweet!! Hunting dinosaurs like that old video game from the 90s, Tupac The Dinosaur Hunter!!

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

My way is best. I’ve fought and hunted carnivorous dinosaurs before. Trust my experience.

I am older than you. By over one hundred years.

[Ariane Sophie Jones-Woods @Ariane_ANDW]

@PaganLCG "But....shouldn't we use any means we've got to get 'em? I'm sure they'd probably punch me at mach 3 if they could and wanted to eat me."

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

We will not do that.

Stealth is required. That is hunting.

[Ariane Sophie Jones-Woods @Ariane_ANDW]

@PaganLCG "Sounds good to me! Just tell me when to turn super so I can punch 'em in the face at mach 3!"

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

… we will start small.

If you are insistent on this, then we will hunt Utahraptors. Slightly larger than velociraptors but no less fierce.

You follow my advice or they will devour you.

Do you understand?

[Ariane Sophie Jones-Woods @Ariane_ANDW]

@PaganLCG Hmm....I'm still in on hunting one! I doubt they've dealt with a gal that can piledrive 'em into the ground from orbit! So just tell me where to go, and I'll see ya back in less than an hour with a tasty hunk of dinosaur!

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

Like chicken. They are birds. So they taste like chicken.

Herbivore dinosaurs are nice. Carnivores aren’t. And you don’t hunt them. They hunt you. So you fight back.

I’ve fought meat-eating dinosaurs before.

[Ariane Sophie Jones-Woods @Ariane_ANDW]

@PaganLCG I want to see how they taste. And don't worry, I can go super for an hour and basically fly us in, get one, and fly us out.

Don't ya wanna know how they taste?

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

… why?

Do you know how dangerous that is?

[Ariane Sophie Jones-Woods @Ariane_ANDW]

@PaganLCG I was wondering if y'all would like to help me out in getting to y'alls dimension to hunt some dinosaurs so I can cook em up and grill em.

[Pagan @PaganLCG]

what

[Ariane Sophie Jones-Woods @Ariane_ANDW]

@Seiginotora_TM @PaganLCG I don't have one of those but...oh!! I can just go super on them and punch them out in one shot! We're gonna have Dino brisket for the next Voltage!!! Yeeehaw!!!"