Michael Phillips

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@teobeo0711 @DoorDash_Help Yep.

[Michael Phillips @PageOne206]

This morning my wife told me I was her Penguin which is surprising as I've always identified more with the Riddler

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@heybuddy_comic Wait so if she's already his wife why are they making vows

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@jamieloftusHELP "Emmy-nominated writer and former Mensan Jamie Loftus" has a bit of an erudite air about it wouldn't you say

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Apparently they're building a concrete wall around the police precinct by the shop

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The ice cream man is making his way down our block and he's playing Christmas music and I'm not sure how I feel about that

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@Isiah_Oldsoul Lol I'm like pretty much never on here

[Seattle Police Department @SeattlePD]

At about 7:30 p.m. demonstrators outside the East Precinct began moving barricades at 11th and Pine despite multiple requests from police to stop. Individuals began throwing rocks/bottles/and explosives at officers. Several officers injured due to improvised explosives.

[Michael Phillips @PageOne206]

I, along with many I'm sure, would feel a lot better about my eating habits if we could all agree to start calling sundaes "ice cream salads" #health

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Funny how @kcmetrobus can afford to have those Fare Enforcement assholes on the payroll but evidently can't afford to maintain their fleet. 2nd breakdown this week, same route. #ELine

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@ChayseRose "Radiant Mind: Awakening Unconditioned Awareness" by Peter Fenner

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@blackthought thank you. #legendary

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@YouKnowLydia I actually used to stare at the Mrs. Butterworth bottle, not knowing if at any second she might suddenly come alive.